F.S. Azi

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[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

I have no idea why it took me five years to figure out that YouTube premium actually offers more value than my Spotify Premium

With YouTube Premium, you get both ad free music and videos in one go.

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

This restaurant owner thinks pounded yam is the only thing I eat.

But the truth is, poundi is the only dish on her menu that has earned my trust.

My food loyalty is split, I’ve got a different plug for every craving.

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

"You’re a Christian how can you use curse words on the TL"

My deepest apologies Ms Mary Magdalene.

I'm an artist on weekends
So the F- bomb is just for dramatic effect.

Do try to keep up with the program.

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

So many good memories in lekki.

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

@JumiaNGHelp 🤦🤦

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@JumiaNigeria @Jumia_Group
I am writing to express my extreme dissatisfaction with the handling of my returned order. It has been seven days, and despite calling daily and visiting your physical store four times, nothing has been fixed.

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

your customer service has been unhelpful, pushing me back and forth like i'm Dumbo. Your app is glitchy, and your automated support everywhere is nonfunctional.

Since all the standard channels are leading me nowhere, how else can I get a clear resolution to the issue today?

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

@fcmb_help This isn't working, keeps giving error messages every single time

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

I hate how the school system has messed everyone's brains

People are convinced that the way to achieve their goals is to study forever instead of actually doing stuff

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

If you enjoy learning on your own like me, AI is made for you

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

I can learn about a topic, form my own opinion.

Then, I think carefully about my opinion and check for any bias before choosing the best view.

All this I can do minutes before engaging in meaningful discussions with experts in the topic

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

I really do not think it's possible to save Lagos from itself.

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

Two prayers:

1. Help me be a parent who loves and supports my kids so they grow up strong and don't need to heal from my mistakes.

2. Let my kids see me as a dad who chased his dreams with courage, not someone who gave up and settled.

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

I can’t stay friends with people who think money is evil. Such a mindset fundamentally clashes with my values.

Pursuing wealth is a legitimate and worthwhile ambition

You can do great things and still make a lot of money.

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

I'm not a horror movie kind of guy.

I don't even understand why people find horror movies entertainin

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

I wonder if women who say they don’t want to have kids, but love and care for their pet cat or dog, or other animal companion, realise that this nurturing behavior are their natural maternal instincts manifesting?

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

Many people don’t realize we are not designed for "Easy"

We’re made to face challenges, not to live on easy mode.

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

That's how we've always done it" is by far one of the most dangerous phrase of all time.

It's actually the number one reasons we have inefficiencies, outdated practices, and harmful systems everywhere

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

Why am I getting all this grey hair, Lord?

I don’t feel ready for old age, Father

I’m only good at being young.

[F.S. Azi @FelixAzimayor]

@AMAZlNGNATURE This Fish must have a death wish, it's practically begging to get eaten.