Felix Guzman (he/him)

[Felix Guzman (he/him) @FelixGuzmanJr]

@xoxokate_lynn @siryoncee So! Tired! 🏃🏽‍♀️ 🏃🏽‍♂️

[Felix Guzman (he/him) @FelixGuzmanJr]

@xoxokate_lynn @siryoncee There’s no way this can start yet, if you could see the traffic of cars trying to get in to drop off but also the lots.

[Felix Guzman (he/him) @FelixGuzmanJr]

@xoxokate_lynn @MetLifeStadium Thank you for the update! Would you mind keeping me updated?! 🙏🏽

[Felix Guzman (he/him) @FelixGuzmanJr]

660 days since leaving Astoria and I’m heading back in for the first time since.

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Started #TheWatcher but I don’t think I have enough popcorn.

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Falso

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Not me reading about atmospheric entry at this hour.

[Felix Guzman (he/him) @FelixGuzmanJr]

I Knew I Was Intolerant, Lactose.
- A Memoir™️
📖

#mylifeinbooktitles

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The kind of Friday where you catch yourself staring at the @AppleTV screen saver in silence.

No? Just me? 🫠

[Felix Guzman (he/him) @FelixGuzmanJr]

“… she got really mad at me because I had originally had said I could go before I knew it was in High Valyrian.”
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and with that, goodnight! #GOT

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for not wanting to attend a Game of Thrones themed wedding? https://t.co/jLjDHTGUWt

[Felix Guzman (he/him) @FelixGuzmanJr]

Tonight on #rewatchingthe90s
Just… don’t ask.

[Felix Guzman (he/him) @FelixGuzmanJr]

833 days and you 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 find yourself having to ask a delivery crew to wear their masks when entering 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 home.

[Felix Guzman (he/him) @FelixGuzmanJr]

Still spiraling… and it’s even earlier!

[Felix Guzman (he/him) @FelixGuzmanJr]

Oh you know, it’s just the 4th day 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘 I wake up and I’m already spiraling.

[Felix Guzman (he/him) @FelixGuzmanJr]

@zillowgonewild I counted one, maybe 𝑡𝑤𝑜? windows. 👀

[Felix Guzman (he/him) @FelixGuzmanJr]

@scottcreatess Top 2 best things I’ve seen this week? This illustration, and your book!

[Felix Guzman (he/him) @FelixGuzmanJr]

Who knew it was that easy to get people to wire you money? #TinderSwindler #BadVegan