Felix Stanley 🦦🦥🌱

stoned, broke & single

[Felix Stanley 🦦🦥🌱 @FelixKidd]

@OfficialFPL why didnt aina come off my bench when keane didnt play?

[Felix Stanley 🦦🦥🌱 @FelixKidd]

I'm selling tickets to Window Kid on Twickets (face value or less) https://t.co/6uPuuF71xH #Twickets

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[Felix Stanley 🦦🦥🌱 @FelixKidd]

@markstanley62 i’m
glad you’re all good bro x

[Felix Stanley 🦦🦥🌱 @FelixKidd]

@ElliIngram @Brad_Wag heavy

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We’re just innocent men

[Felix Stanley 🦦🦥🌱 @FelixKidd]

@chlolowin @ManUtd i’m not 100% sure but people seem to think he might be getting the no.11 shirt which is greenwoods, but i don’t think they’ve actually given him a number yet to be honest

[Trouble @NiniKnows_]

Clubcard prices on the maggies now 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve seen it all

[𝑆𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑎𝑣 🔰 @Sourav_Mufc]

Inject in my veins 💉💉😂😂

[Retro United @Retro_Utd]

You’d have thought Rashford’s goal against City was the first of its kind! 🤔

[Patrice Evra @Evra]

EVRASIS New Remix : Don't look back in anger 👋
🎶 You ain't ever gonna shut my mouth
Soo city can wait
They know its too late are we're back on fire 🔥
They're soul slide away
But don't look back in anger
I heard you say 🎶

#ManchesterDerby

[DoWhatIWant🤟🏻 @crymorebbe]

@KSI #prime #wakeywines 😂😂

[Best of British Comedy @BestOfUKComedy]

That Peter Kay Thing - Keith Lard

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: "The chefs at the club are great people. I have a lot of respect for them, but when Luke Shaw walked into the dining room using the charity shield as a plate I knew there were some problems at the club. Big problems." [@PiersUncensored]

[Kaveh MD @thehouseofpod]

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but…

[Felix Stanley 🦦🦥🌱 @FelixKidd]

an unbreakable piñata is a broken piñata