Felix

[JDHaaland @JDHibs]

NHS on its knees. Councils going bankrupt. Strikes all over the place. No money for public services or staff. Roads a mess. Utilities through the roof. Taxes being increased.

Country is a complete mess & yet we can find BILLIONS for other countries🤨🙃

[Jord @Jord260497]

🤣🤣🤣 train fares up again, medical staff underpaid, majority of roads are an absolute disgrace to drive on, and public services keep getting cut back...but here's another £2.5bn from nowhere. Get them out.

[Ryan 🇮🇪 @YTItsRyan]

Stephen Hawking trying to tell Jeffery Epstein which girl he wanted

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Jeffrey Epstein: Can you come tonight?

Stephen Hawking: I can’t. I’m doing a very important research on black hole radiation.

Epstein: We got midgets though.

Hawking:

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

humans after the earth makes a full rotation around the sun

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

🇷🇴🇮🇱 A Romanian journalist in Israel ducks for cover from Hamas rockets…

Yet people casually walk and cycle in the background.

[Ring Magazine @ringmagazine]

Former British heavyweight champion Julius Francis (who fought Mike Tyson) dealt with some trouble in his job working as security at BOXPARK Wembley…

[🎥 @GloryGloryTott]

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

When Liz Truss rejects a windfall tax on the £170,000,000,000 profits oil and gas giants are expected to make, it's worth remembering:

She's a former Shell employee whose party has taken more than £1,500,000 in donations from the oil and gas industry since the last election.

[Felix @Felixholborn]

@THEREALsullis @Spotify Try updating the app that worked for me, obviously I shook up Spotify and they made sure to correct it

[Stephen Tries @StephenTries]

Now deciding whether to support Norwich or Wigan. It’s like the El Clasico of inbreeding

[Felix @Felixholborn]

@Callux 2 and 8

[Felix @Felixholborn]

If this Kanye stuff is true idk what to believe in anymore. Fuck 2021

[Felix @Felixholborn]

@danierruu So basically you’re friends with Nonce’s

[Felix @Felixholborn]

@wav3tno @KSI @LoganPaul Bet you lick tree stumps mate

[Felix @Felixholborn]

@DakotaOwens18 @KSI He created heskey time, clearly you know nothing

[Felix @Felixholborn]

Like the chocolate bit at the end of the Cornetto

[Felix @Felixholborn]

Table leg

[Felix @Felixholborn]

Sort your shit out Virgin, I’m just trying to play warzone. Can’t win the gulag when I lag out every time can I.

[Virgin Media ❤️ @virginmedia]

We’re investigating an intermittent broadband issue where connectivity is interrupted for a short period of time before being restored. We’re urgently looking into the problem and working flat out to fix it. Updates here: https://t.co/Fu03iGACA9 Sorry for any inconvenience.