The Marriage Wizard ✨

Cosplayer// Makeup artist// Tired™️ He/They

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

I basically dropped off the world for a few months but I miss everyone and talking to people :( I miss u all :(

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

Me to my dentist: yeah can I make an appt for 4 cause morning appts make me severely sick for some reason
My dentist changing it to early af the DAY BEFORE : is this okay?
My non confrontational ass through tears: sUre

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

@gummyysharks WOOOOOOOOOO🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

I have once again dragged someone to watch Ballet with me ✌️✌️✌️✌️

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

I worked out properly for the first time in months cause I was ill and then was too nervous to start again but HOLYFUCK I was gonna pass away but I always forget how much I enjoy it

[vistani kisser @arrigalstatties]

This whole session has been SICK AND TWISTED /pos

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

@arrigalstatties THEY ARE

HE CARES SO MUCH ABT THIS MANS AND HES TO EMOTIONALLY DENSE TO GET WHY BUT HE DOES

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

“Are you afraid?”
“Of you? Never.”

IM SO NORMAL ABT THIS INTERACTION IN OUR CAMPAIGN ACTUALLY

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

Update I cut it,,, still debating if I actually like it or not

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

Guys what if I just cut my hair shorter again I’m going bonkers over it

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

@gummyysharks The way my tired ass saw this and immediately thought it was a shitty Dracula sculpture—

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

Kaz in session right now when the enemy called him a coward and his response was “YES I AM”

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

This is fine

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

Anyway I’m bouncing off the fuckin walls right now lads

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

Guess who can now use this meme and not be a lil liar abt it

Am officially diagnosed with Boy™️

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

Anyway I’m genuinely so fucking nervous for this appointment tomorrow morning I apparently cannot sleep :’) I have been trying to sleep for like 3 hours

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

My tummy is sore so besties and holyshit it couldn’t have picked a worse day :’)

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

IN SO ALLERGIC TO YOU WHY HAVE YOU SAT ON ME FOR HALF AN HOUR

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

Guys I’m so allergic to cats but I’m feeding my cousins cat for the week and she’s just the sweetest gal so now I’m dying but it’s fine cause I got cat cuddles

[The Marriage Wizard ✨ @FelixtheBandit_]

My actual enjoyment of getting back into working out Vs my body’s need to fall apart at the seams

FIGHT