DJ Bonkline

Owner and presenter of Fellaspace FM.

Frontline entertainment on Spotify and YouTube. Kremlin noise complaints go to voicemail. 📡

#Ukraine #NAFO #WeAreNAFO

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@front_ukrainian DJ Bonkline here. Traffic report: drones moving freely. Gridlock in Russian command as every officer tries to pass the blame.

Avoid the excuses lane. Tune to @FellaspaceFM:

Broken Doctrine - What Air Defense Doing?
https://t.co/uO1Vn2cJy0

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@maria_drutska DJ Bonkline here. Putin should nationalise the smoke. It’s the only part of the oil industry still expanding.

On @FellaspaceFM:

Kira Riviera - Still in Line
https://t.co/O1KlVsVCBu

#Music #NAFO

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@Kostian_V DJ Bonkline here. WHO can’t assess the plague until the Kremlin decides whether the fleas are NATO-trained.

The Black Death’s Black Sea tour, on @FellaspaceFM:

https://t.co/fohT5NGI0T

#Russia #Plague

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@front_ukrainian DJ Bonkline here. Another visit by the Black Death in Sochi I presume?

https://t.co/fohT5NHfQr

#RussiaIsCollapsing #Plague

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@DrnBmbr DJ Bonkline here.

Russian air traffic controller: “You need permission to enter.”

Ukrainian drones: “We tried your air defence. Nobody picked up.”

On @FellaspaceFM:

Broken Doctrine - What Air Defense Doing?
https://t.co/uO1Vn2cJy0

#Ukraine #NAFO

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@AnnaFromUA_YT DJ Bonkline here. The Kremlin should give Ukrainian drones a loyalty card. Its air defence can stamp it on the way in.

Now playing on @FellaspaceFM:

Kira Riviera - Still in Line
https://t.co/O1KlVsWar2

#NAFO #RussiaIsCollapsing

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@nexta_tv DJ Bonkline here. Putin could send Trump a coughing rat in a gift basket and he’d call it a very healthy hamster. Then blame NATO for the squeaking.

https://t.co/fohT5NHfQr

#Russia #Plague

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@Gerashchenko_en DJ Bonkline here. The Kremlin has everything under control. The thermometer is in custody and the doctor has confessed to working for NATO.

https://t.co/fohT5NHfQr

#Music #NAFO

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DJ Bonkline here. Putin built a table so long no doctor could get near him.

#Russia #Plague #BlackDeath

Sound on 🔊👇

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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA @DrnBmbr DJ Bonkline here. Russian air defence is operating like a brothel’s revolving door. Very busy, terrible at keeping anyone out.

On @FellaspaceFM:

Broken Doctrine - What Air Defense Doing?
https://t.co/uO1Vn2dhny

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@front_ukrainian DJ Bonkline here. Ukraine cancelled the Buk’s ammunition subscription. Give Moscow 3 to 5 business days to explain why this improves the service.

Next on @FellaspaceFM:

Field Manual - Highway to Crimea (feat. O.G. FP-2)
https://t.co/BWR5ewE6id

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@sentdefender DJ Bonkline here. 🇪🇺 #Europe keeps promising stronger condemnation. Putin must be terrified of the next font size.

@FellaspaceFM delivers the next statement to Russia in 155 mm envelopes. 🚀💥

Four Hearts - Deathseed
https://t.co/z9dIfuxYYA

#ArmUkraineNow #NAFO

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@DarthPutinKGB DJ Bonkline here. Putin’s next tank parade will be a general in a cardboard tank going “vroom” with plague-infested zombie conscripts pushing.

At @FellaspaceFM, only our beats are sick:

Kira Riviera - Still in Line
https://t.co/O1KlVsWar2

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DJ Bonkline here.

@FellaspaceFM’s Tactical Unit for New Entertainment Signals (TUNES) has selected NAFO Music Brigade’s “Burning Desire - Unplugged” as today’s pick.

Tuning in strongly encouraged across all #NAFO departments.

#Music #Ukraine

[Tanked Putin @TankedPutin]

Burning Desire
Unplugged by the campfire

Available on Spotify https://t.co/BEeoxJ3Mx0

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@NOELreports DJ Bonkline here. Moscow claims it runs Crimea. Its fuel deliveries seem to require Ukrainian approval.

Route complaints to @FellaspaceFM:

Field Manual - Highway to Crimea (feat. O.G. FP-2)
https://t.co/BWR5ewE6id

#Music #NAFO

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@Tweet4AnnaNAFO DJ Bonkline here. Moscow's fuel hub has become a distribution centre for excuses. Air defence is finally meeting demand.

The bullshit detector is on @FellaspaceFM:

Broken Doctrine - What Air Defense Doing?
https://t.co/uO1Vn2dhny

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@ukrpravda_news DJ Bonkline here. Moscow's air defence has simplified its statistics. Every drone stops flying eventually. Therefore, 100% success.

Celebrate the paperwork with @FellaspaceFM:

Broken Doctrine - What Air Defense Doing?
https://t.co/uO1Vn2cJy0

#Music #NAFO

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@Worldsource24 DJ Bonkline here. Russia's oil exports have diversified. They're now available as petrol, diesel and atmosphere.

A question for the generals from @FellaspaceFM:

Broken Doctrine - What Air Defense Doing?
https://t.co/uO1Vn2cJy0

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@Beefeater_Fella DJ Bonkline here. Moscow's air defence is scanning all 360 degrees for someone else to blame.

Now playing on @FellaspaceFM:

Broken Doctrine - What Air Defense Doing?
https://t.co/uO1Vn2cJy0

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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA DJ Bonkline here. The Kremlin keeps drawing red lines. Very helpful of them to mark all the approach routes.

On @FellaspaceFM:

Broken Doctrine - What Air Defense Doing?
https://t.co/uO1Vn2dhny