Felony Provisions

Fermentation, Charcuterie, Kimchi, Hot Sauce, Kraut, Pickles, Cheesemaking, Food - Michigan, Detroit

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Out of the tree of life I just picked me a plum
You came along and everything started'in to hum
Still it's a real good bet
The best is yet to come https://t.co/b5SvLGMkxv

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I will be breaking down a pig tomorrow around 12-1 if anyone wants to come learn. DM me first.

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Tuesday, Jan 28th, FOLK Detroit will host a benefit dinner I fully support and endorse. Excellent people involved for an important cause.
Batch Brewing Company
Ochre Bakery
The Royce https://t.co/mnTMXz8RsY

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When you hold my hand
I understand the magic that you do
You're my dream come true
My one and only you https://t.co/F0TLltsfv6

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If you got faults, defects or shortcomings you know
Like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines
Whatever part of your body it is, I want you to lay it on your radio
Let the vibes flow through, funk not only moves, it can remove, dig?

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Foie gras ducks are some of the most humanely raised animals in the food chain. The chickens laying those eggs you ate this morning are amongst the worst. (Those labels that make you feel better, i.e. 'cage... https://t.co/sPcX8d5T9X

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Nothing else can replace
Just your slyest embrace
And if you only would
Be my own for the rest of my days
I will whisper this phrase
My darling, my darling...
C'est si bon!

Happy birthday Eartha Kitt https://t.co/Ih5ogEHBVj

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Go Renee!!! This is an awesome product folks. Paddlefish caviar. 😋 https://t.co/DlJer29AdM

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You ought to see my Blue Eyed Sally,
She lives way down on Shinbone Alley.
Number on the gate, the number on the door,
The next house over is the grocery store. https://t.co/RKNSU6kIb9

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Hard to believe this was 30 years ago. https://t.co/7AYxlbAy6T

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This has been one of my favorite songs for a long time. Anyone heard Kevin's solo album yet? https://t.co/szuXJOzIMz

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Another great shit from Camera Jesus going up as the background pic. https://t.co/i9lWiq1nAp

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Sadly they only named 3 women on this list. Also notable, less than 10 from U.S.. https://t.co/JAKDmhLI9U

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Embrace... https://t.co/VC7ogAJ7GG

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Perhaps Italy is looking good for June?

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What's so amazing
That keeps us star gazing
What so we think we might see https://t.co/40evGUvE1P

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I'm sticking with you
Cause I'm made out of glue
Anything that you might do
I'm gonna do too... https://t.co/sF6fVbRw6O