mel b

i think i’m a lot funnier and cooler than i probably am but at least i’m having a great time.

[mel b @Felonymelaniee]

@Jamiebower no matter what hollywood tells you, please don’t ever change your teeth !!! they are perfect.

[mel b @Felonymelaniee]

@Jamiebower what’s all down to us, jamie?!?! does this mean we’re gonna get a full album????
#agirlcandream

[mel b @Felonymelaniee]

any of my friends still using this? or have we all migrated to threads?
should i come back here with my pointless thoughts and rambles? not that im putting them on threads but you get the gist

[mel b @Felonymelaniee]

we just keep getting bluer and bluer ladies!!!! 😋💙🩵💙🩵💙

[mel b @Felonymelaniee]

really bad at updating twitter but hi, hey, hello, i ditched the red and leaned back in to the blondie things for the first time in a decade 💛

[mel b @Felonymelaniee]

💙 from november

[mel b @Felonymelaniee]

@monicaamooree @JulieAbridged i wondered the same thing!

[mel b @Felonymelaniee]

🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩 YES BITCH!!!

[mel b @Felonymelaniee]

WHEN will the emoji gods finally give us a GAT DAMN LIME?!?!?

[Technical Gunner's Mate First Class @ArmyStrang]

I like to bring Deviled eggs to a party because it's not for everyone, but people who like Deviled eggs will be like "Hell yeah, deviled eggs"

[mel b @Felonymelaniee]

Connections
Puzzle #292
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟩
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟩🟩🟩🟩

i audibly ‘are-u-fucken-kidding-me’ laughed when i saw todays words

[mel b @Felonymelaniee]

okay, i think im getting the hang of it.

[mel b @Felonymelaniee]

that connections game makes me feel VERY dumb.

[mel b @Felonymelaniee]

@KLobstar it ain’t called Award Show SEASON for nothin’ 🤠

[mel b @Felonymelaniee]

✋🏼✌🏼

[mel b @Felonymelaniee]

anotha one ☝🏼

[mel b @Felonymelaniee]

@batnson thanks pal!!! 😊🫶🏻

[🖤 Just Heather 🖤 @weedswildflowrs]

December is hard when your spouse is the Grinch and you're Buddy the Elf.

[Kieran @KingImpulse]

therapist: what would you say is the primary source of your anxiety?

me: thanksgiving episodes of Bob’s Burgers. I just want him to have a good time.