Felpersham Cathedral

Ambridge’s friendly neighbourhood Cathedral. Critical friend of #TheArchers.

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Plainly no one involved in #TheArchers has the faintest idea about what’s entailed in delivering major public art projects.

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@olympians No. Couples “walk out together”. #TheArchers

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Wot, no VIP to open the village shop? Lost opportunity to import a celeb for the evening, surely? #TheArchers

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Another #heartbreak coming on? #Keira #TheArchers

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@HobbitPetra 😂😂😂

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Sophie. Remember her, anyone? We’re scratching our heads here in The Close. #TheArchers

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“Not coming to get drunk”? Want a bet, #Soozan? #TheArchers

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@olympians Much of it is stuff she ought to know about having been brought up in the village. #TheArchers

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Plenty more fish in the sea, Josh. There. We’ve said it. Sorry about Nina. #TheArchers

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#Jazzer’s natural charm? 😂😂😂#TheArchers

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Casual reference to #BondiBrach after the terrible #Hanukkah atrocity there? Scarcely credible. #TheArchers

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#What3Words?
*Lady* *Of* *Shallot*.
#TheArchers

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@olympians Dreadful. What would Jeck have said? #TheArchers

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#Alice: your way back is now open again. Make use of it. #TheArchers

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We think #HazelWoolley needs to inspect her property. And we need to overhear. #TheArchers

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Will #Soozan’s high end items include special options on Fortnum & Mason hampers? And a selection of Grand Cru wines? #villageshop #TheArchers

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Good for #Clarrie. Be assertive. #TheArchers

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Oh. Holly, #George’s walking companion, is a dog. We’d forgotten. #TheArchers

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As a drama about house/flat sharing, #TheArchers is no rival for #ThisLife. Remember it? #TheArchers

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Brilliant. First hypnotise the learner, then sit them in the front seat and let them take their driving test. #TheArchers