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King of #the hashtag

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I think Google need to invest in getting their bots to sing in tune

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#arsenal

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I hate to say I told you so, but Norwegia's entrance to the #Eurovision song competition is just a Temu Main Offender by The Hives

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Proud to announce that I've subscribed to Twitter for the astonishingly low price of $124.99 per musk so I can now have the PCF_LABEL_NONE account.

I'm finally a PCF_LABEL_NONE (!!)

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*strait, not straight

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I got a letter from Donald J
It said this is your lucky day
Here's an offer you really can't refuse
Though it may seem very queer
We've got no jobs to give you here
So we are sending you to the Straight of Hormuz

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c/o https://t.co/9AKb7sD8px

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I can think of 2 skeleton champions more deserving

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

GOLD! 🥇

Matt Weston has done it! He is the first British man to be Olympic skeleton champion 🤩

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Millennial: sorry gen zed but the lyrics of our generation's music hit H A R D you'll never understand go back to your 2022 skibidi brainrot

the lyrics:

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Amanda Collier is a retired police detective and current contestant on series 4 of #TheTraitors

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@FBILosAngeles @rcmpgrcpolice @LAPDHQ @GobiernoMX Under the 'remarks' section on his wanted poster, you need to add "atrocious taste in art"

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Hey there,

Just looking for 9 more Lords to go a-leaping with, if any Lords are free?

See, my friend has this wacky set of gifts planned (mainly birds) so I said I'd help out, but gosh this list is extensive. I don't know many milk maids as it is

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Must have missed this episode of What We Do in the Shadows

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Just married the love of my life 🥹

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@dank_ackroyd

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@judeinlondon

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imagine how many artists I could sue if I copyrighted any of these lyrics:

"Mr DJ, play that song all night long"
"When the walls come tumblin' down"
"In this crazy world we're livin' in"
"One two, one two, yeah, check it"

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@judeinlondon @FrayneJack34043

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The 1975 have this "reliable dishwasher" level of comfortably sanitised music. I'm here for it. They are the finish Powerball of rock

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@judeinlondon Aren't you hitting the big [redacted] soon?

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@nocontextmemes Cleopatra was the first Aztec at Oxford university to own an iPhone