Claire Barton

[RP] FemHawkeye! .. And all I have is this bow and arrows.. and killer looks! [MV/Descriptive, sometimes silly, 18+ older, experienced/single ships w/chemistry]

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

It’s a wonder what a little serum does for the body, ain’t it?
*Winks*
Shit, did you justify the wink and nod thing, Hawk?

...Yep. Totally did.
Fuck..

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

At least Steve is pure enough he managed to learn sign language instead of Stark and his ‘supposed’ genius ass that still used Jarvis to hack my hearing aid just so he could make that dumb Tolkien reference. I’m not a fucking elf.
..Asshole move.

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

What? Six times...
Maybe..
Wonder if I’m too old for six times..
...I mean, the ginger is pretty spry, if I died trying it’d be a happy death.. Right?

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

It’s too early for watching Tony give the hundred year old virgin shit..
..This is one of those times I’m a little thankful for the hearing loss..
Still.. If he elbows me to laugh at his dumb joke, before coffee, I can give them a bit of sign language even Tony can understand..

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

@AvengingWidow
Hmmm... This is not bad..

...It’s chicks like this that make me rather certain I am gay...

...But it’s also chicks like this one that make me question whether I’d be predator or prey.

Guess I’ll grab a can of raid, and offer her a lobster dinner to find out..

[Bitchy Tauriel @BitchyTauriel]

PSA: To all those guys that want their parter to make them a sandwich after sex.

If your significant other is able to walk to the kitchen after sex..

...You didn’t do your job right.

...You don’t deserve a fucking sandwich.

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

... Could be..

....... /If/ she’d ever admit to/that/ sort of thing.. https://t.co/MjjZUAEPie

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

@secretumoccisor //Depending on how much you like your GB characters.. I have a GB Hawkeye

[Loki @FrigidDivinity]

▇ █ 𝔏𝔬𝔨𝔦 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔣𝔢𝔶𝔰𝔬𝔫 █ ▇

“... 𝒲𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 ‘𝒢𝑒𝓉 𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓅’ 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃!”
。 ᴍᴄᴜ ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ & ᴀᴜ
。 sᴇᴇɴ ɪɴғɪɴɪᴛʏ ᴡᴀʀ
。 18+ (ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ)
。 ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ
。 ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs
。 ᴍv

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

@speedysmartass //Thank you for the follow back, it’s been quite sometime since I wrote on here, but I do still check in, and like a creepy, heavy breathing stalker, I watch SL’s too.. Lol!

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

And just one more set, cause the girl's had a hard time.. @TazeQueenDarcy

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

Even more deliciousness for @TazeQueenDarcy

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

Continued.. For @TazeQueenDarcy

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

Sends the following to @TazeQueenDarcy because I think she needs them..

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

@RevivedBlur @TazeQueenDarcy *Smirks* "You /know/ you /want/ to.."

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

@TazeQueenDarcy @RevivedBlur Claire winked at Darcy, "Oh, you would know best." She chuckled.

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

@RevivedBlur @TazeQueenDarcy "Okay, okay.. Fine.. You can call me 'Sweet mama' then.. In your little accent."

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

@RevivedBlur @TazeQueenDarcy *Smirks* Just /once/ Maximoff.. Just /once/ and we'll call it even.. You don't want to /owe/ me, do you?

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

@TazeQueenDarcy @RevivedBlur *Points* "HE STARTED IT! /I/ was nice and got him out of a tight situation and all I ask was he call me daddy."

[Claire Barton @FemHawkeye]

@TazeQueenDarcy @RevivedBlur *Holds two thumbs pointed at herself as soon as Darcy turns, nodding while mouthing silently, "Daddy!"