The Average Female

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

Oh my god im so sorry I was getting my nails done. 💁

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

Yet I want a guy with lots of money. #GoldDiggerStatus

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

Jock that's dumb as fuck: sup
Me: omg hey :)))))

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

Nerd that has a lot going for him: hi
Me: no ugly

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

Let's go shopping

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

I have a headache

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

Let's have sex. Just kidding.

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

Oh my god he asked me to hang out again and I don't want to so I'm just not going to reply

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

Oh my god I can't believe someone could shoot little kids *crys about it for months*

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

Wow all guys talk about is boobs

[Lizcoin intern @LizcoinIntern]

Wayne Gretzky might be the great one but his daughter Paulina has a set of Great ones. (seriously, look it up)

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

I just want to cuddle

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

Oh em gee

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

Awe that is so cute!

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

Complain complain that's all we do, huh?

[Peaches @HippieProblemz]

Feet hurt so bad i can hardly walk

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

Go make one yourself

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

No! When did I say I'd make you a sandwich?

[The Average Female @FemaleAverage]

I'll make you a sandwich