Female Pains

Tweeting about female pains, and struggles in 140 characters or less. XO

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

Always look on the bright side of life.

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

i can be so insecure sometimes like i could be married to my husband of 30 years and i would still wonder if he likes me or not

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

I swear ugly people find love faster.

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

True strength is keeping everything together when everyone expects you to fall apart.

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident me: ok

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

Don't let the sadness of your past and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present.

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing things will never be the same.

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

It's crazy to think that someone who had such a big part of your life can just disappear.

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

It's so hard not talking to you.

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

Even if I had a million reasons to leave you, I would still look for one to stay.

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

I shaved my legs and now they feel like dolphins

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

I love sleep. You forget about pain, problems, stress, everything for a while.

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

WHY DO PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DO IN THE FUTURE WHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO IN 10 MINUTES GET OUTTA MY FACE

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

Don't come into my life, if you don't plan on staying.

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

I can't explain it, but, with you it's different.

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

Stay strong. Even when it feels like everything is falling apart.

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

Messy buns are harder to do than you think.

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

the sooner you realize it's never going to go back to the way it was, the sooner you will move on.

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

So, I kinda sorta maybe like you a little more than I originally planned.

[Female Pains @FemalePainKills]

Some people don't appreciate being appreciated, that is why they will always be unappreciated.