Bitch Problems ♔

Tweeting things about girls, love and what I feel in 140 characters or less ❤

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

If this doesn't make u happy you're lying http://t.co/oi7UOvdnGm

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

still not exactly sure what studying is

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

I have unlimited texting and only text about 3 people..

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

Celebs without make up -Miley Cyrus🙊 -Taylor Swift😳 -Ariana Grande😩 -Jennifer Lawrence😖 -Her➜😷😷😵 http://t.co/YL7D9deDpv

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

how to get a hot body: 1) preheat oven to 425° F 2) get in oven

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

i wonder if anyone ever looks at me while i'm doing something and thinks i'm pretty bc I do that all the time to people

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

me: do ur homework me: no

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

Chuck Bass http://t.co/2ZkY2Cirtc

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

me: im always so lonely friend: hey wanna hang out me: no

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

me 👌 http://t.co/wLvHOcoGvF

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

‘how to jump to conclusions and overreact about everything’ a four part novel written by me

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

puberty strikes again 😳😍 http://t.co/zzkugQcfDI

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

i dont insult people, i describe them

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

Strict parents create sneaky kids.

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

OHMYGAWD 😂😭 http://t.co/map5AuF08r

[Bitch Problems ♔ @FemaleTexts_]

some of my music makes me want to cuddle for 7 hours & some of my music makes me want to do drugs in a motel room while wearing lingerie