🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie

𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑶𝑹 Admin | He/Him for admin and muse | I’m gay

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

“I like money.”

//Berry Yogurt Cookie parody account, there’ll be a lot of headcanons and I’m going to be very silly here. Admin is a MINOR.

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

“Can we kill this guy?”

[GingerCraven @MercyofScythe]

@FemboyCook1e Sure...

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

@MercyofScythe “We’re just doing our jobs to get out of debt man.”

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

@MercyofScythe @HealerCRK “Rude???”

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

“Welp. Guess I’ll ask the shady guy in the dumpster behind the Chili’s. He probably knows.”

[°🥂⋆.𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘮🍻 @abitterprice]

"…I got the us banned."

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

“…I’m still not using Bing. I’ll try Yahoo.”

[°🥂⋆.𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘮🍻 @abitterprice]

"…mmmaybe! Can we talk about what we were discussing? Oh yeah browsers."

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

“…Are you okay?”

[°🥂⋆.𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘮🍻 @abitterprice]

"Oh yeah I remembered…something something how to overdose!"

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

“Dark Cherry got us banned from Safari, and you got us banned from Duck Duck Go while you were drunk.”

[°🥂⋆.𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘮🍻 @abitterprice]

"Have you tried safari? Duck duck go?"

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

“A multitude of things… we got banned from Google because I searched “How to make a thermonuclear bomb” once, and all the other engines were your guys’s fault.”

[°🥂⋆.𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘮🍻 @abitterprice]

"Can’t a lady not wanna sleep with a vampire?"

"Also what got us banned?"

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

“…Why were you even searching that? And that’s not what got us banned.”

[°🥂⋆.𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘮🍻 @abitterprice]

"I’m sorry for searching “hot vampires near me”???"

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

“We got IP banned from every search engine except Bing. I’m not using Bing.”

[°🥂⋆.𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘮🍻 @abitterprice]

"Do your own research~!"

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

“Okay how much for selling my jams???”

[°🥂⋆.𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘮🍻 @abitterprice]

" Berry yogurt cookie we don’t have organs, but if we do that’s like… "

" selling our jam! "

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

@MercyofScythe @HealerCRK “And we’ll keep being issues!!! Until we’re out of debt.”

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

“Welp, looks like Dark Cherry Cookie is going to another game. She better bring back some coins…”

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

@GrapeFromVine @C0mp4ssionate //yup. That’s me. Hi.

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

//was gonna put this on priv but the world must see my humor. https://t.co/d6HdmzqFE1

[✧₊⁺⋆.˚୨ৎ 𝘍𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘌 𝘖𝘍 𝘉𝘙𝘈𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘠 ୨ৎ ˚.⋆⁺₊✧ @BraverySword]

//GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING????

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

@GrapeFromVine “You’re a genius.”

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

@GrapeFromVine “Fair enough.”

[🫐|Berry Yogurt Cookie @FemboyCook1e]

@GrapeFromVine “Welp. Damnit.”