Femboy Grandpa👴

18+ | he/him | 29 | Still Kickin'

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

I'm too autistic for this shit

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@nypost Omg you can tell Pelosi got drunk and let him hit it

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@Cumtastic5 Healthy boy!😃

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@nypost Looks like they're already on peyote

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@Neon_NightWolf Warm lemonade

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@DBelly11 @nypost God bless your son and his Irish sperm🇨🇮

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@nypost Will there be a performance by 2009 People's Choice Awards winner Kid Rock?

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@MikeVanderbilt Is Halloween III really a Christmas movie without Michael Myers?

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@nypost That should keep the pigs high for a week or two

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@nypost Sky Rumson RIP

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@nypost Most of the dust ended up on the arresting officer's dick tho

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@DMTMPromo @hooded_menace @SeasonofMist That one dude was like 'no I ain't wearing the hood and you can't make me'

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@BLABBERMOUTHNET Huh I didn't even know Greta Thunberg replaced Chris Barnes

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@HuffPost I wanna see a Texas Death Match between her eyebrows and John Water's moustache

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@nypost You can tell his music sucks ass just from the picture

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@BDisgusting Jared Leto is easily my favorite Jeffree Star

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@nypost Not saying I'm the best sex partner but I hardly ever fart while receiving oral cuz I've taught myself to control it.

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

@nypost I think it would have sent a much more responsible message if they had both been wearing masks and frotting.

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

Only thing stopping me from sucking my own dick is morbid obesity. Only thing.

[Forever Misanthropia @FMisanthropia]

MORTICIAN & MORTIIS

[Femboy Grandpa👴 @FemboyGrandpa]

My arthritis needs a toot or two