The Dark Ajibola

Historian, Rap lover (R.I.P. D.M.X 🙅), Geek, Mobile Tech Enthusiast, Sapiosexual, adrenaline junkie, #MUFC 4 life, Humanist....

[The Dark Ajibola @FemiSphinx]

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[The Dark Ajibola @FemiSphinx]

@Ol0ye You sell cars. People want to buy cars. People have seen that you are a transparent car dealer. Its only normal

[g4far @lekan897]

Mercedes Benz W211 DTM Widebody Kit By Cascade Garage

[g4far @lekan897]

One of the craziest things you can do as a car owner is keep a ball python 🐍 or a gigantic Pit Bull in your ride. 😂 In Lagos, nobody including police or LASTMA might be eager to stop and search your car. 😭

[FagAlex GDS @Fagalex_GDS]

Do you know Changan holds a Guinness World Record?

Torture Testing: Changan famously holds a Guinness World Record where they ran a Blue Core engine continuously on a live stream for 259 hours at 5,500 RPM without a single mechanical hiccup. While it's a marketing stunt, it proved the engine's heat dissipation and oiling systems are highly durable under intense stress.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

I know there are some rel!gious id!ots that’d be thinking

“All of you insulting these Pastors would see the other side of God for insulting his anointed”

Dear morons, if God is to punish anybody for anything..

It’s the useless Pastors using name to deceive all you gullible b@stards.

Bandits wey dey k!ll innocent children never see the other side of una God, na people wey dey call out fr@dulent pastors una God wan use show power

Brainless dogs.

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

We cannot pray ourselves out of poor infrastructure.

[Kristal 水晶 🌕 @YomiKristal]

The beeping sound can sometimes be annoying, but you can actually turn it off. Here is how.

First, you have to know the maker of your meter box; then you can know the code to use.

Common brands in Nigeria can be muted using these codes:

MOJEC: Enter 045, then press the Enter button (usually red).
CONLOG: Press and hold the # (hash) button or the backspace/arrow key for 3 seconds.
HEXIN / ACTARIS: Enter 812 and press Enter, or long-press the Enter button.

LONGI: Enter 612 or continuously press the Enter button until the sound stops.

Other brands (Inhemeter, Shenzhen, etc.): Try entering 1037, then press Enter three times.

If you tell me the brand/model of your prepaid meter (or send a photo of it), I can tell you the exact method that applies to your meter.

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

You cannot out-hustle bad governance.

[The Dark Ajibola @FemiSphinx]

@OneMotolani 🎶Dem no de love for Lagos o🎶

[g4far @lekan897]

1OF1 Bugatti W16 Mistral "Blanc Eternel"

[The Curious Tales @thecurioustales]

I just learned about a concept, I can't stop thinking about.

The Four Burner Theory.

It destroyed Elon Musk's first marriage.
It explains why Bezos is jacked but divorced.

And why Zuckerberg has no real friends.

Once you understand it, your life will never be same:🧵

[Dr Babatunde @enodamade]

They won’t empower you with NNPC, CBN or FIRS employments but they are saying you should fry akara and you are pushing it.

[R!cky W. @wayne_m159]

Official images of the all New BMW X5 (G65).

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Please check @el_maris_autos for any Chinese car of your choice. You can verify with me and make payment to me for any car you choose.

You'll get your clean car straight from China

[The Dark Ajibola @FemiSphinx]

@dr_rhookie So sorry you had to go through this ordeal. Crazy stuff. Unrelatedly, you are beautiful. I would like to take a swim into your dm 😁

[Lord Scummander & Movies @zhurg_]

Hi @WhatsApp, nobody needs all these.

Give people a feature where they can post ads for people for a fee.

Bye

[The Dark Ajibola @FemiSphinx]

@sxdiqcarter_ Add stoves and sewing machines

[Olóyè Somorin Osifeso @OloyeSomorin]

Hi, my name is Olóyè Somorin. I’m a 28-year-old man from Ibadan, Oyo State. Can I meet you? 👀

Pls introduce yourself with a picture🙏🥺

[The Dark Ajibola @FemiSphinx]

@OloyeSomorin Hello, my name is femsphinx, a 21 year old man from Osun State 😁😁