Femi🌸

soft life

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i'm already in a bad mood and someone decides they want to joke about me in a belittling way

[Akira @Akir_a997]

the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either

[seesaw⁷🩷 @siphosethvv]

Going to pee and pulling hair out of your ass😭😭

[Brynne @brynne13_]

Thinking about that time a man messaged me asking to hookup but keep it discreet so his wife didn’t find out and I said “you better pray she ain’t on Facebook because I’m finding her rn and sending this screenshot” and he said “ooooh off to save the world are ya?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[goma @soigomaa]

I would have given him a laxative before

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When your mom is still talking to herself after the argument and her ragebait is starting to get to you

[Yaya 🤍 @kukswthelooks_]

We could’ve been saved from all this if Joyce just accepted the divorce in episode 1
#ThePolygamist

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

Jonasi is many things but he’s not a polygamist. He’s a prostitute 😂

[Ndeeleh❤ @sleendeel]

I stopped watching The polygamist midway coz I was getting worried that he will want to sleep with me too😭😭

[eliz @eliza___v]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

Me when I’m crossing the road and a car keeps driving at full speed

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

😭😭😭😭😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me calculating how I finished all my money

[𓏲ּ𝄢River🩶🥀𝜗𝜚˚⋆ of şħẽðțŵț ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ @stargaze_03]

I’M CRYING 😭😭😭😭

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[✩ @wetfIowers]

when I was 12, someone followed me on musically & their pfp was a picture of me standing at the bus stop

[c | domtop ilya apostle 🇵🇸 @makemegentle]

not only did london go through all four seasons today i think we invented a couple more

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

They just sexualized the shape of an ocean and then tell you that the problem is yours because of how you dress