Femxl Lyft Driver

[Femxl Lyft Driver @FemxlLyftDriver]

Passenger I'm dropping off at Salesforce tower: ...So, do you own your place in the Richmond?
Me: ...
Me: Do you think I'm flying a fucking plane rn?
#livinginsf #lyftdriver #lyftsf #minimumwage

[Femxl Lyft Driver @FemxlLyftDriver]

Yeah cocaine is cool, but have you ever driven to Palo Alto on a gallon of gas, and not broken down? #lyftdriver #riskyaf #whatarush

[Femxl Lyft Driver @FemxlLyftDriver]

Me: *is in the far left turn lane, in rush hour traffic*

Passenger: "Can you pull over right here actually, I wanna grab coffee."

#drivingforlyft #lyftsf

[Femxl Lyft Driver @FemxlLyftDriver]

Tell me why this man made me feel less than human by completely ignoring me the entire ride... like blantantly not answering me when I spoke to him... and then tipped me $10? What kind of techie insult is this? #sf #techie #sendhelp

[Femxl Lyft Driver @FemxlLyftDriver]

Me: *Sees an open space on fell street to pull over safely and not block traffic literally 15 feet away from drop off location.*
Every Techie: ...
Me: ...
Every Techie: "Uhh...This is fine I guess????" *slams my door*
#drivingforlyft #lyftdriver #lyft #sf

[Femxl Lyft Driver @FemxlLyftDriver]

@aaronlmendoza SKETCH!!!!

[Femxl Lyft Driver @FemxlLyftDriver]

Every Techie: So how do you feel about self-driving cars?

Me: I don't know enough about them to have an opinion. To be honest I feel like...

Every Techie: *begins long rehearsed monologue on autonomous cars*

Me: ... Totally.

Every Techie: *gets out without saying thank you*

[Femxl Lyft Driver @FemxlLyftDriver]

Little girl: *sneezes*
Mom: ...
Dad: ...
Me: Bless you.
Entire Family: ...
Me: Thank you.
#drivingforlyft

[Femxl Lyft Driver @FemxlLyftDriver]

Me: Writes down long elaborate plans to make my car more fun and cute for my passengers.
Also me: Can't manage to scrounge up 8 quarters to vacuum the rainbow sprinkles off the back seat. #drivingforlyft

[Femxl Lyft Driver @FemxlLyftDriver]

Making my own schedule with Lyft is great. If some weathy Noe Valley woman says something snide to me, I can totally just turn my app off for 20 mins and cry in the Safeway parking lot. It's so convenient. #drivingforLyft

[Femxl Lyft Driver @FemxlLyftDriver]

People value the safe delivery of their pizza over the safe delivery of their own body. #tipyourlyftdriver

[Femxl Lyft Driver @FemxlLyftDriver]

Male passenger: Don't you ever get worried... like... as a female Lyft driver?
Me: Bitch, DO I LOOK WORRIED?! lol yeah kinda.