Fen Jordan

It's even more important now to bring trees to the middle east.

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@GOP_is_Gutless She pissed off the wrong dog.

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@TristinHopper The idea of being complicent to an innocent cow suffering on the pyre of fossil fuel capitalism is a bridge to far for many.

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@StellarArtoisGB Always boil your beer cans before putting them in the fridge where mice can't get at them.

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@FrankBr05713205 It squeezes the spring so you can get the cap on the valve stem.

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@ClimateWarrior7 Is it possible she was a British spy and that even now The King has co-opted those very thought-controlled systems to bring tranquility to the Kingdom?

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@acoyne Iranians are Caucasians too, where do you think Masons learned their geometry?

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@Airaasayss 20 nervous people and you.

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@MbarkCherguia Kick him in the nuts and bolt.

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@joeroganhq That and $10 will get her a latte.

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@GigaBeers Don't start suing until he tells you where he buried the auxiliary shutoff.

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@MercuriusFilius 4 identical cars driven sequentially with no stops equals 4000 miles

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@ClimateWarrior7 The British in association with Nato are developing thought radar that can identify a thought before it's even launched heralding the new internal thought race.

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@GadSaad Seattle is getting set to host the greatest Tupperware party and bake sale the world has ever see.

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@TristinHopper We've heard that BC Conservatives in BC are forming an alliance with the Sasquatch Confederacy. This will be welcome news to Albertans.

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@MattWalshBlog That one's on the speechwriter. How hard could it be to just write two instead of getting fancy with numerals.

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@junonewscom I always thought that profitable nations used their excess funds to borrow to the international markets to increase their wealth.

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@MarcNixon24 The fox is in the henhouse and there's gonna be a big party when he's done.

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@FLCons so the occupants can look down the street

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@sarobertsonca Why is it ok to fast track a pipeline to the US at a discount but not a new pipeline to supply eager customers in the Far East.

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