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Exceptionally Mediocre 87

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@xxTHExRAVENxx Sometime in Neveruary.

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How far we’ve fallen….

We have a pretty fucked up curve that we are grading on if we are excited that Collins is up by 3% against a Nazi.

[DSA Watch @DSA_Watch]

🚨 HUGE NEWS: A New poll finds Susan Collins leads DSA backed Nazi Graham Platner 50-47%!

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@nicksortor @RepThomasMassie They need a distraction from the fact that we can’t get the SAVE Act passed and they will do less than nothing to pass legislation to fix our immigration problems.

They are all either USELESS or COMPLICIT, possibly BOTH.

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@SanAngeloLIVE What state requirements was the Dept deficient in?

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@braxton_mccoy Somewhere down in Texas.

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@slocumfortexas @aggiefuzzyfan Your going to need a fuel system and a turbo soon.

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@jerrycurld MK5 is superior race.

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@GarandThumb1 Excellent summation.

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This is what a lying low IQ retard looks like. Simply evil.

[kevin blue @kevinblue345]

Illegal drugs caused the primary death of Austin McCalf, and the secondary cause of death was stab wounds. Not one stab wound; instead, multiple stab wounds, which indicated that Karmelo had to defend himself from a continued attack by Austin, who was high on drugs

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@Cernovich Most people also get their pets fixed so that they don’t end up with more dependent mouths to feed.

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@Tejanobrown You could stay in the kitchen….

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Your piece of shit father put naked trannies on the White House lawn.

With all disrespect, fuck you.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Dear Joe,
I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House.
For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that.
And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand.
My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment.
The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for.
This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it.
But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is:
“This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.”
The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy.
The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar.
The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker.
The President is our servant. Not our Caesar.
Respectfully, Hunter

P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

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@BustamonteHank @mrddmia Bro, this is gross. Where yo neck be?

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@CJGRISHAM Are their similar laws to this regarding rifles?

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@MarkDavis He is a weak and terrible man.

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You fucked your brother’s wife.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

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Bite your tongue, bro.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

The Riddick movies were so much better than the Fast and Furious movies its not even close

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First truthful headline Texas Monthly has done in years.

[Texas Monthly @TexasMonthly]

Three years after being impeached, Ken Paxton is the Republican nominee for U.S. Senate.

Those who opposed him are politically dead. https://t.co/3uzFDNvvQ6

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@Tejanobrown @redbirdracing The only way to my locations be a pin drop. 📍

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@trevor_rose_ This is a sales pitch to XOM