@ChristianHeiens How about that noble American team who stepped up and prevented the destruction of countless cities and neighborhoods throughout the country by deciding to let Belgium win!!
Congratulations Belgium!
Good luck next round - I hope everyone's insurance there is paid up.
@jayplemons@ScottAdamsSays I'm with those who express gratitude that you feel well enough to play, and with that said, I will pretend that things are normal and say:
That's not even a Dad joke - that's a second-cousin-who-removed-himself joke.