Zeccc

sorry for pimpin cuz I got 6 female followers

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

You guys really thought I ran out of swag 😏

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

That one compliment that I got at 2016 July 7 3:13 that got me going through the days is starting to run out

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

When I die, I don’t want to be an organ donor. I want to be a piñata donor

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

I might be lactose intolerant, but if you get the ceo of milk on the line that mf will have to tolerate me😈🕺

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

There are happy people with girlfriends rn, and I’m still playing just dance on the wii.

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

Nvm I’m allergic to ranch

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

Call me ranch cuz I do be dressing

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

I’m a floor hazard cuz I be dripping to much swag

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

A real man is always constipated, cuz they unable to digest da swag - MLK

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

Chernobyl exploded cuz they put McDonald’s sprite in tha fuckin reactor.

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

Cancel culture when I choose resume

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

Call me Kraft by the way I be packing that swageroni n’ cheese

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

She’s getting railed by 4 dudes, and you’re asking her how her online classes are going. Just give up man😔

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

911 jokes are just plane wrong

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

McDonald’s employees when they hear “cactus jack sent us”

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

I know for sure it this mf that’s in charge for 2020

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

McDonald’s Employees at Minneapolis rn

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

*Me sleeping peacefully*

My mom at 8am:

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

When your water goes down the wrong pipe and everyone in public stares at you

[Zeccc @FenclZach]

Dudes be walking around with a perm and a gold chain and be getting more cooch than me 🤧