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I post things that go through my head

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

a lovely day to get out there and check out the newly arrived summer!

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

hoodie smells like pretzels. side effect of pocket pretzels. bummer.

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

hot cross buns? okay. one a penny? sure, why not. two a penny? I mean I already agreed to one but sure I’ll take two

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

did you know clicking a hashtag and sorting by "latest" doesn't give the latest from that hashtag? cool feature!

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

#candlestatus
OUT
fresh bamboo
IN
amber blush

much to say! was a great candle, fantastic. this is the last of the xmas haul. crisis mode. stores have removed candle stock??? what am I gonna do

this one smells good. i'm a fan. gotta figure out the future now

[Old School RuneScape @OldSchoolRS]

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[fndr @Fendermcbender]

hrmmm. small regret not going to DMM allstars in rosemont bUuUuut not that much since it’d just be me 🙃

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

taking an apathy nap

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

seltzer water scary. you can hear it lashing out in the can. 4th grade science experiment.

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

SLOB

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

"i'm a bodybuilder"
ok

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

i'd earnestly jump into traffic if I started referring to daily food portions in grams. what a fucking sadness of a life that must be. yes, okay that's 350g of noodles... now add my 500g of broth... like man you have such a short life and you're wearing a dietary chastity belt

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

unfortunately, ball knower

[The Weeknd @theweeknd]

tourLife

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

ok.

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

IT'S MY LIFE!
STOP BUGGING ME! STOP FORCING ME! STOP FIGHTING ME! STOP YELLING ME!

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

@AugustineAbend >lyricist
>supposed to reframe situations in thought provoking ways
>look inside
>the takeaway from the breakup is that they miss the convenience of having dinner ready after work

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

I’ve learned you don’t need a significant other. you can just look at a lava lamp

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

@AugustineAbend I like how that’s what you’ve decided the dissonance is. just food. primal beast that you are, you’ve landed on food

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

praise, praise, the humidity is gone

[fndr @Fendermcbender]

it smells both hot and cold outside. I don't expect you to understand.