Relatable Post # 210
I get to have all the weed i want (not to smoke), make millions doing nothing, swim in pussy (deep end not that fake phony kiddie pool shit), and get to do all kinds of stupid shit with no consequences.
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out of the house more, and after thorough inspection and running into you that one time, I think we might make a fun pair.
Be there or be square!
( Time & address )
Love,
Your secret masked admirer ❤️
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A bent envelope found its way shoved under @RIDDLEDTRUTH ’s door. Words, smeared with ink, painted the side of the letter.
❝ Dear Mister Mystery,
You know, I’ve always had a talent for finding things I wasn’t supposed to. I think that includes
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like this.
You really have to work on that, dude.. Anyways— I think we should get to know each other a little more.
You should meet me at a little spot called Fennel Fields, I’ve heard they hire mega hotties there. I’ve also been told I need to get—
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Not BFFs because you can only have one of those, but like— TFL (twins for life, I just made that up.)
No one can take that away from us, and I think there’s something so wonderful about that.
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I knoww...
It’s just a total bummer!!
I mean at least now I can talk to myself to stay entertained without sounding like a total nut!
We’re like… Closer than twins.
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. . . How do I say this without it sounding mean?
He's our bff, but some days he needs the space. I dont think three years of course, but you know a month? Maybe a week or two?
Just give him time.
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That’s what I’m saying!!
He said “whatever” in response to my text after three years, 7 months, and 5 days exactly.
I was like okay, he’s our bff, maybe he was just feeling shy, it happens to the best of us. But then— Radio silence!!!
What the heck!
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AUGH!—
Okay, okayyy, you got me!!
You know me too well…
Of course I know I’m like your pretty little flower offering you my nectar.
I’m going to tell you a secret that you can’t tell ANYONE.
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I wanted to see if Peacemaker
would respond.
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Are you fucking kidding me?!
Bro, quit being so mean to yourself! You're fine as fuck, dont let anyone else's opinion on you affect your handsome ass self.
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FUN FACTS ABOUT ME:
• Peacemaker is my BFF. ❤️👯♀️
• I’m an expert on a lot of things, so most people are pretty intimidated by my brains. 🤔🧠💪
• I ❤️ animals (including my friend Eagly.) 👓🤝🦅
• I’m always ready.
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Oh, hey other me…
Sorry, don’t take that personally.
I find you very good looking, please don’t ever forget that.
You’re a beautiful butterfly and I love to see you flap your wings and fly.
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