Lynne Featonby

Independent, professional woman-about-town. Consummate consumer - sport, music, food, art, books, self-help mantras, air.

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@adamhillscomedy Well, it may be terror related if he was targeting women, but no religious aspect. Just the usual terror of men who hate women.

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@toddwoodbridge @wwos please note that the blokes are the ones who already have longer matches at grand slams and seem to take many more liberties with timings than the women. Longer to serve, ages to change and they should be quicker in the loo!

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@MichaelWestBiz But he DOES want to be told how to feel about Australia Day by Woolies - he wants to be told to feel nationalistic pride, in accordance with his personal views. His hypocrisy is sickening.

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@GreenJ That’s an interesting collection of white blokes. There’s one with 3 arms!

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@abbieherway I’m so sorry. Are you ok? Was the squid still good?

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@amandavanstone If he tried that now he’d be accused of being a people smuggler and/or a child trafficker.

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@plalor Cameras at concerts, gigs and similar events are a SCOURGE.

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@campbellclaret Does he know that selling Easter eggs doesn’t actually MAKE Easter come earlier? He understands how time works, right?

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@zanofc @CricketAus It should be Bancroft, if only because the symmetry of him replacing the idiot who dragged him into sandpapergate would be good.

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@marquelawyers But you will unite only when we say you can. Uniting on any other day will be deemed divisive.

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@White_Adam @RenegadesBBL Does he also regularly abuse match officials and refuse to be coached? Because those are key Kyrgios features.

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@GylesB1 Yes. Looks delish.

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@APhillipsIntRel Welcome aboard the cat wagon!

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@GrogsGamut Agreed.

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@plalor I’m really hoping the entire team head onto the MCG with humanitarian messages written on their shoes and wearing black armbands.

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@plalor The behaviour AND the comments AND the defence AND the appeal. He’s all-in.

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@marquelawyers And as we know, people who are sexual predators go out of their way to bring that behaviour to the attention of friends and family. Sure.

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@CathMurphySport @AustralianOpen @abcsport No. I can’t imagine there’ll be anything sports-related on his OnlyFans.

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@White_Adam What a magnificent compilation! Turn turn turn maybe no turn turn turn.

[Lynne Featonby @Fennylb]

@TraceyLeeHolmes Yep. I get a sudden coughing attack when that happens. Loud and chesty. Until they move, hopefully with an apology.