Fred Fenster

Baseball fantatic (Cubs), movie enthusiast, and fan of holding the door for people when they are too far away. Beware of sarcastic commentary.

[Fred Fenster @Fensterflip]

For the time being, I vote for all torn down statues to be replaced with Hootie and the Blowfish. If they cant bring us together, all hope is lost. #HootieAndTheBlowfish #America #Love

[Fred Fenster @Fensterflip]

@therotofeed Ryan Braun

[Yoni @OriginalYoni]

This person sold their VHS player on eBay and got a surprise letter in the mail:

[Fred Fenster @Fensterflip]

Cubs game tonight us going to stay the average game length this year. But hey, CottonEye Joe! #Cubs #Pirates #Hamels

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@MayorOfLA @MayorOfLA This just in, watermelon sales up 900% since this tweet went out.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

You need to have fans in your park in order for them to cheer. https://t.co/Y3yr6n0whk

[JF @JF_Fey]

Bears fans aren't going to love Roquan Smith. They are going to worship him. Possibly the most fun I've had watching an inside linebacker during a college football season.

[Fred Fenster @Fensterflip]

@MLB I think he is great.

[MLB @MLB]

Said it before, will say it again: Joey Votto is a national treasure. 😂

[Fred Fenster @Fensterflip]

@McDonalds @McDonald's How about you make the apple juice increase in size. There are like 3 people in the world who don't drink coffee or oj. A shot of apple juice is not quite enough. Still got love for you tho. I heart nuggets.

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@M_Montemurro Fair enough. Sorry I misread that.

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@M_Montemurro You are too nice. He took out Nola because he was overmanaging and is too enamored with sabermetrics. Cost them the game. He wont make it thru the year. Has no clue.

[Fred Fenster @Fensterflip]

Jake already missing Chicago. Addison would have made that play. #Phillies #Cubs #Kapler #TakeHimOutAfter25PitchesPerhaps

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@JosephMaddon @Cubs I'm a fan of the 80's short shorts and moustache. 👍

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@leahfinnegan Only in America would we buy bottled water, much of which is the same as our tap water. Pretty sure one of those is from a stream behind my house in Illinois. Lot of duck poop in there.

[Cork Gaines, Ph.D. @CorkGaines]

Double hit over Mookie Betts' head while he is being interviewed by ESPN -- "I ain't getting this one, boys" -- ESPN booth cracks up.

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Come back. #DryTheRiver https://t.co/Ono8AGHtI0

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The best tv show I have watched in a long time. #Narcos https://t.co/OmvGOWNVeN