Parker

Probably the biggest Sox fan in Ohio. Full of good takes and some interesting statistics.

[Parker @FenwayForecasts]

@Jared_Carrabis I can’t stop saying “Bang, bang. Skeet, skeet” please help me

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@tylermilliken_ How likely is this? How many consecutive is he at?

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@timbhealey @redsoxstats @PeteAbe Is gaining an extra 2 years of Crochet a realistic possibility now? I’m pretty sure I saw a clause somewhere saying that

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@fenwayenj0yer How long until he realizes their models suck cock and balls?

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@tylermilliken_ Home. Run. Durby.

[Ed Hand @EdHand89]

As far as I can tell its;
-He's done a good job with the pitching.
-It's not his fault all the hitters are underperforming.
-The alternatives are even worse.

Please let me know if I forgot any.

[Parker @FenwayForecasts]

Maybe Cora was right to have Durbin batting 2nd

[Tom Caron @TomCaron]

This is the first time in the modern era (since 1901) that a team's No. 1, 2, and 3 hitters have each struck out 3 times in each of their first 3 PA of a game.

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@tylermilliken_ Home Run Durby

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Home Run Durby?

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@tylermilliken_ what’s the Red Sox record since you went full time?

Is T’s seat getting hot? @Jared_Carrabis

[Parker @FenwayForecasts]

Ceddanne, Wilyer, Contreras, Gray all having career years. Marcelo the full time shortstop. Pitching and defense overall has been top tier.

If you told me all of this was true in spring training I would’ve emptied my bank account on a World Series championship future bet

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@Jared_Carrabis Sox.

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@redsoxstats But it was Pete Fatse, Stats!

[Spenlord @SpennyD13]

@ColeyMick Even when he wins he loses

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@ColeyMick Sox (white)?

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@MLBInjuryBot @timbhealey @PeteAbe @alexspeier @AChapman_105 @RedSox I almost had a heart attack

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@Jared_Carrabis I can’t be mad. This is the type of stuff that keeps me going in the shitty seasons. Keep the storm rolling

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@tylermilliken_ @bradfo Any update?

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@tylermilliken_ Imagine telling yourself this in March along with the rotation living up to the hype