Lupus

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

why did I have to be so broke

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

I’m trying to sell my mini fridge on FB marketplace and this might be the most absurd offer I’ve received.

You might call it “bull” shit... but I was curious. Thanks, Keith.

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

I should have taken it

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

I’m trying to sell my mini fridge on FB marketplace and this might be the most absurd offer I’ve received.

You might call it “bull” shit... but I was curious. Thanks, Keith.

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

maybe the world would be a better place if we were all bored more

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

Less prescription meds, more good friends

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

How long after Jonestown did it become acceptable to say the phrase “drink the Kool-Aid?” That's a fat cancel waiting to happen.

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

Fuck, dude. Those were peacetimes.

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

Our future children will be reading about the America between 2010-2019 in their classrooms, what a gruesome unit in American history

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

I'm predictably unpredictable.

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

I'm Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO except never, never again. I hate that song. It's a lie. No one ever feels that confident.

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

Who will win the debate tonight:

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

So... Just because we are on different trajectories and timelines now doesn’t mean that you folks in the story of my past don’t exist still or don’t matter, you do! It’s too easy to keep in touch, however you will. So, friends, this is an open invite to randomly call me to talk.

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

I live for spontaneity. I’ve been reaching out to people with facetimes and phone calls, people I haven’t talked to or seen in years, and we pick up like there hasn’t been loads of time wedged between us since the time we last talked.

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

Unprecedented catch-ups invoke a wonderful joy for all parties involved.

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

@shanandtheclams I'm reporting you mofos for crawling into my stereo like a parasite and taking it over toxoplasma gondii style. I linked up with the HS band teacher after some time and he lent me his Dreams in the Rat House record... so I'll tell you the same thing I told him:

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

There's an alternate reality of humanity where we formed civilizations and never invented clothes.

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

I can get an accurate read of your emotional intelligence by the way you hug me, so if you want me to think you’re smart then grab my ass next time we embrace

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

Here's the trailer for THE MIDNIGHT GOSPEL!!!!!!!

[Lupus @FeralHerald]

Moose knuckle, moose knuckle
Why have you caused life to be such a fuckle
Too much tuckle under my buckle
Oh cruel moose knuckle