Ferb “ Ferda” Ferguson

Tech Kappa Swag Alum ‘04 | Father to Barhtolemew and Purly | John Rocker Superfan | 2x AZD Formal ‘02-‘03 |

[Ferb “ Ferda” Ferguson @FerbThaFerd]

@Topuriailia Please knock that boring pussy out my goat 🥀🌹

[Ferb “ Ferda” Ferguson @FerbThaFerd]

@lukabronsburner Hot take. Terry blacks > Pecan lodge.

[Ferb “ Ferda” Ferguson @FerbThaFerd]

@rickyrubntug Did you know pike made “ Ferda” a synonym for “Faggot”

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@Djmasterbate03 We’re Pikes! Ofc we hit on 16 year olds at Theory

[Ferb “ Ferda” Ferguson @FerbThaFerd]

@GreatStateHat You have less followers than me. Keep coping instead of cutting your losses and picking up a subway application.

[Ferb “ Ferda” Ferguson @FerbThaFerd]

Awkward eye contact ✅
Completely Empty Set ✅
Shitty Hat Plug ✅
Bad Bunny SoundCloud Remix ✅
Does anyone do it like Sig Chi?

[Ferb “ Ferda” Ferguson @FerbThaFerd]

@GreatStateHat Replying to my tweet is the most PR your Dogshit company will ever get.

[Ferb “ Ferda” Ferguson @FerbThaFerd]

@sandwich_j61187 NO WAY ‼️‼️ Golf and a HANDLE ????? Someone send of the badass alarms

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@BR_Aggie Awwwwwwwwww, Unc. You poor bastard. No matter how stupid you think I am I’m a college kid having fun and you’re a 35 year old man reliving the glory days on the internet.

[Ferb “ Ferda” Ferguson @FerbThaFerd]

Seeing shit like this makes me so happy to go to tech #RapeA&M

[BR_Aggie @BR_Aggie]

Yeah I’m taking the ring off

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@MackPeterson69 Game recognize game

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@BrianSerenson1 Brian

Tastes like my alcoholic uncle pissed sweet tea. Definitely not a good purchase. However, banana happy dad might be a HOF in the mixed drink game

Best, Ferb

[Ferb “ Ferda” Ferguson @FerbThaFerd]

No I’m not a narcissist, I’m just better than you. #GarageFridgeDox #TexasWedgeDox

[Ferb “ Ferda” Ferguson @FerbThaFerd]

@AssblasterRose Sterling,

No need to worry. Those illiterate fucks can’t read, or afford things nice enough to post.

Best, Ferb

[Ferb “ Ferda” Ferguson @FerbThaFerd]

#Shrink the fuck outta flexing shitty arm sleeves and calithe watches on IG. Lord knows this #PiKappaFry is gonna be flipping my patties in a week

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@hassleback1996 I heard it’s this thing called “ Poverty “

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@Billy_Pabst1 Dear Billy,

It appears a white boy can’t try new things. Miller bottles will be back in stock by the morning.

Regrets, Ferb

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@HankEllingtonn @hookerblowand69 I mean he cool but like this is craaaaaazy glaze

[Ferb “ Ferda” Ferguson @FerbThaFerd]

Can’t let people find out I fw this

[Kenneth Miller @Mattylice69]

What the fuck.

[Ferb “ Ferda” Ferguson @FerbThaFerd]

@hassleback1996 Rich,
Is it a geek on the clock typa day?

Yours, Ferb