Henry Mayonnaise III (yous/yous guys)

Official Takes of City of Chicago. Admirer of Ray Liotta, Dan Pasqua, and Chuck Palahniuk.

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Good bye Twitter. It’s been real.

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@elonmusk You’re a clown

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@jameson_purcell @DeepDishFB @jreyes05_ @tomhouse @BuckFitz @MaineSouthAth Don’t forget those linemen

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@PallaviGunalan @snchalmers79 There is no perfect candidate

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.@ChicagoBears sell the team. Sell the team. Sell the team.

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@KaneCountyPreps @JackElliott09 @CaravanFootball @SCNFBOFFICIAL @j_boenitz2 Gotta wear the eyeblack at night

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@SNicktendo @snchalmers79 So stop bitching and do it. Stop relying on a Democrat President to magically raise your pay

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@SNicktendo @snchalmers79 Sounds like you need to renegotiate your pay

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@akantecki @CGTrojanFB @NWHPreps @FNDrive At least that goofball coach can’t go on his rant about private schools this year

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@AndrewYang Of you give people 10 choices they will choose one of them

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The 6 on the UCLA football jerseys look like dicks @UniWatch

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I just heard an announcer compare @HawkeyeFootball QB as a special talent to Brad Banks, who is apparently the greatest Iowa QB in history.

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@Socdem_Michael This is ridiculous. No way trump wins NY and IL

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@snchalmers79 If she does then does she need PA? I think PA is more probable than Georgia

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@BarbarianCap The best jokes are the ones you need to explain

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@snchalmers79 It will fuel the fire of election interference. Also they operate in such a bubble they are unaware of the other side

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@alex_shephard I think the Trump canvassers were in Teslas and they blew up

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@chicagobars @SouthportCor I miss zero of these