Dev

please don't take my Solskjær away.

[Dev @FergiesChild]

Stages in the life of a Man United fan

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Becky Taylor-Gill @beckytaylorgill]

LMAOOOOOOOO sorry he lied???????? And thought he’d get away with it???????

[Mod @CFCMods]

Roberto Martinez being entrusted with Portugal’s golden generation after he destroyed Belgium’s golden generation is actually killing me 😭

[Josh Johnson @secondfret]

Meta HQ right now.

[Ali | 🇧🇷 يارب كأس العالم @Alilou6a]

رونالدو بكرة بعد هاتريك ميسي

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

3 at the back again😭

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Ed Elson @edels0n]

0.3% of the water consumed by US golf courses last year

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

fucking america man. 3 years of fresh italian produce and the poor lad has one taste of yank food and is shitting rings round himself

[Dev @FergiesChild]

But I thought he was a great guy according to Artetanyahu

[Dan Sheldon @Dan_Sheldon_]

🚨 Exclusive: Thomas Partey is unavailable to play in Ghana’s opening World Cup match against Panama in Canada on June 17 as he has been denied entry to the country. Full story @TheAthleticFC: https://t.co/AzcsWhz4TC

[Dev @FergiesChild]

Make him the new Bond

[adidas Scotland @adidasUK]

CHOOSE SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏆

@ScotlandNT @LewisCapaldi

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: FIFA peace prize recipient is bombing Iran a day before the start of the FIFA World Cup.

[Craig F̶o̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ @Craig_Foster]

Chill.

Unless you’re a fan whose visa was denied, losing your life savings.

A referee whose participation was withdrawn after a lifetime of work.

A player who couldn’t focus without certainty as to if, or when, you were going to be allowed to play in the biggest moment of your young life, and most precious memory as you will age.

A country that had to change venues because you’re being bombed by the hosts.

A staff member denied a World Cup after years of dedication in qualifying.

A spectator who sold your house to pay for exorbitant tickets.

Aside from that, relax.

[Dev @FergiesChild]

The fuck?

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester City verbal proposal to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson was worth £106m + add-ons, taking it above £120m. #NFFC want British record fee guaranteed, not after bonuses. No fresh talks with #MCFC over 23yo England midfielder @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/DdanEQcqnz

[Covie @covie_93]

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list who raped kids.

[nhu 🇻🇳🇨🇳 @maisonlongan]

the US fucked up so bad you got footy fans on here defending a referee

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This should be a career-ending scandal. But life under Trump is so hellish, it's not even front-page news.

[Dev @FergiesChild]

Is it £85 million or €85 million?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Understand Matheus Fernandes price tag has been fixed by West Ham in a meeting with his camp: £85m.

Manchester United in contact with player side, more clubs also attentive and keen.

🎥➕ https://t.co/amCOmcAM9C

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!