Fergus Allen

Did I once think that Cindy Crawford rhymes with Oxford? Perhaps. But that's none of your business.

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

All you have to do is read the comments on this post to realise how innately stupid the general public are. I would say “stop the world, I want to get off” but that may have to become a reality.

[BBC Weather @bbcweather]

Europe's extreme heatwave is ending as Mistral winds gust through the Rhone valley into the Mediterranean, bringing fresher air and blowing away the excessive heat. Forecast temperatures a lot lower then the heatwave peak 48.2C recorded in Sardinia on Monday!

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

@SamLStandsUp Yeah that’s fair, just feel totally lost supporting them at the moment and can’t see any immediate answers. Some of the newer guys have been the only shining light of this campaign!

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

“Cut out all the fun in life and you might save yourself a few years in the end.” What a way to live if you’re a total fucking wanker.

[Max Hertan @maxhertan]

Bryan Johnson sold his company to PayPal for $800 million in 2013.

Since then, he's been investing millions to reduce aging.

In 2021, he reduced his epigenetic age by 5.1 years in 7 months (World Record)

Here’s a breakdown of his “Blueprint” and my own experience with it: 🧵

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

@brianmoore666 No. Interesting that the purse is so large for this US Open though given what has gone on in golf over the last week or so. The majors will be the real winners of the LIV/PGA conflict (according to GolfDigest - I think, can’t remember who wrote the article)

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

@mollyallen44 No. And I’m pleased for my blood pressure that I haven’t

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

Read the replies to some of these comments and realise how completely delusional and fucking insane some Americans are. How can you waive your children off to school in the morning knowing that a shooting is a very real possibility? All you have to do is take away the guns

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Enough is enough.

We need to act by hardening school security and hiring armed police officers to keep our kids safe.

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

Can’t believe I don’t have enough fuel to get to the office tomorrow. Some of us drive performance sports cars that only take high-octane fuel. If you could think of us one-percenters while panic buying, that would be much appreciated #PetrolShortages

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

Dan Biggar flopped on the floor a bit but also got a charge right into his spine. Can’t believe that wasn’t further looked at

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

Show us your video then, Gats #cheatingspringboks #rassiesacunt

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

@_jameslt You’d think they’d know what that does to help the opposition given the build up to the WC Final from the English media...

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

@leekern13 @wdallen1

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

@PaulMck77835369 @SixNationsRugby @WelshRugbyUnion Off you fuck then

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

@RevolutApp @GDMRWoz Don’t trust him he’s a nonce

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

England have made 0 line breaks at 60 mins... Zero?!

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

@freetrade I pay you a monthly fee for your service. You can’t limit what I can and cannot buy just because your fat cat mates don’t like the outcome. Cocksuckers #notfreetrade #notfree #nottrading #wankers

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

The amount of sour pusses on here is unbelievable. Have some fucking pride you sad wankers

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

Is it okay to feel real national pride about this?
(via @AndyCoxDCS)

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

I’ve felt safer in every restaurant, bar and pub I’ve been in, including The Shed, than I have in any shitty supermarket. The lack of thought for businesses is truly astonishing. Rules being made by a bunch of cunts that don’t know what generating income entails.

[James Sommerin @JSommerin]

Omg! I could fxxxing scream 😡😡 a fridge full of food for the last few days of opening........ a little bit of notice could have saved thousands of pounds of food that’s sat in every restaurant fridge in wales. #lostforwords #lockdown #foodwaste

[Fergus Allen @FergusAllen12]

Kicking the ball away on a knock-on advantage should but advantage over. Even if it goes out on the full #ARGvNZL