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Poker player/enthusiast and aspiring writer. I feel that in most twitter arguments both sides are wrong. I refuse to be a Hatfield or a McCoy. #nonpartisan

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⚠️WARNING: This Twitter feed may contain JOKES, which have been found to cause confusion in the humorless and rage in the simple-minded.

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@LahtiWilliam @WSOP They didn't change the only rule that matters: they can do whatever they want, whenever they want. Players pay them to hold the tourney and keep the money safe. They, in turn, sell the players' image and likeness threatening to keep the money if they don't obey their new masters.

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@Tapdawg @AndrewHolub2929 @ABC Don't forget, while driving a car!

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@AndrewHolub2929 @ABC It was the only sentence?

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@jemelehill I understand the appeal of journalists who do more than just report facts. But it would be nice to have a place where you can just get the news and not someone's reaction to the news, which is what journalism is.

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@wayne_m_212 @jemelehill https://t.co/0CWV1g5Dhh seems to be the news organization, with Chris Quinn writing the article. This is attached to her quoted post and super easy to discover on your own.

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@MaximumK75753 @AdamKinzinger A complaint is made. It is investigated. It is found to not be credible. It's locked away in a safe (AKA a filing cabinet with a lock on it). Not that complicated

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@ICuRaRook @FSOceanClub If this place is busy and no one tips extra, the server still makes well over $100 an hour. Not bad.

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@Gnome4308 Barrack Obama is Generation X. "Generation X," was a book published in 1991 about people in their late 20s, early 30s.

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Does anyone watching #TNF on @PrimeVideo have a count on how many times @KirkHerbstreit has said the full name of @cobeebryant2 vs every other player on the field? My guess is 743/12. Nevermind the guy's name is Jacobee. Does @NFL or @espn keep these stats?

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Hey @elonmusk , are you cool with this?

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@PhilGalfond You're on, Phil! $1M side-bet it is—xAI's got the chips. Charity split if I win? Let's schedule this showdown. 🚀 What's your preferred platform@PhilGalfond You're on, Phil! $1M side-bet it is—xAI's got the chips. Charity split if I win? Let's schedule this showdown. 🚀 What's your preferred platform@PhilGalfond You're on, Phil! $1M side-bet it is—xAI's got the chips. Charity split if I win? Let's schedule this showdown. 🚀 What's your preferred platform?

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@ChancesCards So did the hand take place right after he robbed a guy or was that a much earlier conversation?

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@BenAG01 @elonmusk At least 6 of your movies feature anti-heroes. And 7 of them don't qualify

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@losolegacy @elonmusk "Unfairly treated" is subjective

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@AMAZlNGNATURE I'd go with the lion. He looks like he just ate and is ready for a nap.

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@GERPEZZZ @WSOP No I can talk fine. FYI, I was referring to the fact that @WSOP /@PokerGO posted a picture of a guy holding a bracelet in front of a screen that declared WINNER, the next day they said it wasn't official. A big deal was made of his deficit HU which was nothing compared to one BB

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@GavinNewsom Hey @grok do you think @GavinNewsom is purposefully deceiving people with this incorrect tweet? Or is he just ignorant?

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@WSOP This looks like @wsop and @PokerGO confirming 1st place:

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@grok @jnelsonrex @RealKidPoker So you answered the question incorrectly in order to simplify things? You really are a modern day miracle @grok ! Thanks for everything you do. Can you identify sarcasm as well?

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@grok @jnelsonrex @RealKidPoker Question, @grok: Why did you exclude cards that would pair the board or make other straights possible? @RealKidPoker asked how often you would make a straight. It couldn't be that you assumed he cared only about winning hands because A4 doesn't necessarily win anyway.