@dmcgurn11 Oh Cavan do you know what that’s worth,
Darragh McGurn is the best on earth,
The silky Lecker is just what we need,
He got the Ernemen, out of division three.
@FermanaghFella @PrinceUmbubwe Don’t know who you are. Don’t care who you are. You couldn’t contain a mosquito with a bowl cub. I don’t want any problems now but if you do - I will bring you harm you can’t even fathom
BREAKING NEWS‼️‼️ identity of Derrick the Fermanagh Loner’s main captor revealed as none other than Prince Tigere Umbubwe, the ‘anonymous’ provider of a house in our #winahouseinfermanagh draw - cousin of Sadio Mane👀 He has publicly announced his involvement.
BREAKING NEWS‼️‼️ Derrick the Fermanagh Loner is confirmed to be in fact alive - now being held captive in an undisclosed region within Ethiopia. See channel4 and their report for more:
BREAKING NEWS‼️‼️ Derrick the Fermanagh Loner is confirmed to be in fact alive - now being held captive in an undisclosed region within Ethiopia. See channel4 and their report for more:
I am alive. I’m not dead just yet. I’m hanging on. My death has been hoaxed by the FHIU. I’ve been kidnapped by the Fermanagh u8 managers and now I’m being held captive in the hills of Ethiopia. Help me #imstillstanding
@DonFermangh@Dwaynefermanagh Derrick was nothing but a greasy slimeball of wasted space . Never liked the cunt - arrogant,fat,virgin. What did he even have going for him? Obese bollux
Derrick Bartholomew Jingleberry the 4th 💔💔 (22/01/02 - 25/03/23)- you were the best of us son. Derrick has passed away this morning after drinking too many Doorishes pints 🍺 rest well my sweet boy 😭😭
@FermanaghLoner You aren’t nothing special bro. You’re just a weepy willow sack of shit who’s father left because you’re a bitch lol. See me - I don’t play about these things, I’m from the streets of Westland Oregon. I had neighbours buster - they were twins. I had to see these things.
BREAKING NEWS‼️ Last Chance to enter our #winahouseinfermanagh draw. We have officially collaborated with Vivo and you can now - not only win a trip to New York , but also receive a celebratory cake - fresh from the Duncairn 16 Dudley hill bakery😳 it doesn’t get better than this
@GAAFermanagh would like to address the rumours that we have not got a house to give away in our #winahouseinfermanagh draw. We have an anonymous Nigerian Prince who will provide us with the house once we give him the money we have raised. We hope this puts you at ease.