Quando estudei a Segunda Guerra, fiquei me perguntando como tanta gente aceitou seguir ordens de um sujeito claramente desequilibrado.
Aí abro o X e vejo prints de milhões de brasileiros em um grupo de Whatsapp cumprindo missão da "Tropa do Janones".
Security called me at 6:12 AM today.
"Patch every PHP server immediately."
I asked what happened.
"Two critical vulnerabilities. Remote code execution. No authentication required."
Cool.
How many PHP servers do we have?
According to inventory: 12
According to reality:
Nobody knows.
We found one running WordPress.
Three running old internal tools.
One under someone's desk.
Two inside vendor appliances.
A forgotten employee directory from 2016.
And a server named:
PHP-OLD-DO-NOT-TOUCH
Naturally, that one runs payroll exports.
Then we found a PHP 5.6 box.
I asked who owned it.
The documentation said:
BRIAN.
Brian left in 2019.
We called Brian.
He said:
"Oh wow, that's still running?"
Excellent.
By 8 AM, leadership joined the incident call.
CEO:
"Can hackers actually get in?"
Security:
"Potentially yes."
CEO:
"Without a password?"
Security:
"Yes."
CEO:
"Then why do WE need passwords?"
Not the lesson.
Finance asked if we could wait until the weekend to patch because downtime affects revenue.
Security explained that the alternative was letting strangers execute code on our servers.
Finance asked for a cost comparison.
At 9:17, someone suggested temporarily taking the vulnerable websites offline.
Marketing refused.
"Our campaign is live."
So for the next hour, the company officially decided maintaining a landing page for 20% off webinar registration was more important than preventing remote server takeover.
We finally patched everything we could find.
Then our scanner discovered another PHP server.
Hostname:
TEMP-PHP-2014
Uptime:
4,512 days.
Nobody knows what it does.
Nobody owns it.
Nobody can shut it down.
But every time we block network access, the warehouse stops printing shipping labels.
Security has classified it as critical infrastructure.
It is running PHP 5.4.
The vulnerability has existed longer than half our employees.
The emergency patch took four hours.
Finding out what PHP actually runs took eleven.
The internet isn't held together with code.
It's held together with servers everyone is afraid to turn off.
Dear @SecRubio,
I am writing to respectfully request that your office, or the appropriate federal authorities, examine the immigration or residence status of Brazilian national Wagner Moura, who has resided in the United States (Los Angeles) for several years.
In recent public statements and a widely circulated video released on or around October 16, 2026, as part of the series Revelando: Pátria Submissa, Mr. Moura has made serious allegations concerning the United States. Among other claims, he has described what he characterizes as a deliberate American strategy of economic and political pressure designed to obtain control over Brazil’s rare-earth mineral reserves, asserting that the United States “does not want to buy minerals from others, it wants them to be its own,” and that this process involves local leaders ceding control so that resources leave the country under American direction. He has further referred to Brazilian political figures as “traitors to the homeland” who are “delivering the country on a silver platter to the Americans.”
In earlier public interviews (including statements reported by BBC News Brasil and other outlets), Mr. Moura has also declared that the United States “has ceased to be a democracy,” described actions of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) as “fascist” and “racist,” and accused the agency of conducting racial profiling and violence.
These statements are a matter of public record and have received extensive coverage in Brazilian and international media. While political speech is protected, the consistency and severity of these characterizations made by an individual who has long benefited from residence and professional opportunities in the United States raise legitimate questions about his suitability for continued immigration or residence privileges.
I therefore respectfully request that the relevant authorities review his current status and any applicable grounds for reassessment under U.S. immigration law.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. I am available should your office require additional references or documentation.
Respectfully,