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Fightin’ Texas Aggie Class of 2016. Mostly known for my retweets.

[fern @Fernandisimo42]

I just watched a girl swipe left on me on Tinder so now I can never show my face in public

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

The Spurs have lost every game since this post

[Neil Bahadur @NeilBahadur]

Nah he's getting too arrogant lol

[Reagan Gomez @ReaganGomez]

Vaccines work so well ppl forget how bad off we were without them🤦🏽‍♀️

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

"We can't take care of sick people or kids because we'd rather use the money on war" is a hell of a midterms pitch

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

He doesn’t even get the irony.

[Dwayne @TheStevenDwayne]

Everybody religious when they’re gays are being celebrated or accepted. But when it’s fucking outside of marriage, attending baby showers for unmarried folks, or beating up women everybody mute with not a scripture in sight. Sick of you niggas

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Calling a person “silenced” who was able to make an entire lucrative career over tying for fifth in a single amateur competition is wild.

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Jessiah @thepondering_]

yo where nick shirley at

[arvo färt @arvofart]

Every week, a tech executive goes onstage to tell the world they’re deliberately making the world worse because it will make them money

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this fryin me cuz what the FUCK does erika kirk know bout the air force

[Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly]

It’s really convenient that the “everything is bad for you” crowd ALSO sells the healthy alternatives

What are the odds?

[db 🐡 @kensethology]

You should look at this picture and understand the only problem here is that winter sports are not financially accessible to most normal people

[john @johnsemley3000]

by my count, liberals have claimed:
-the NFL
-all good music
-straight marriage

the American right, meanwhile, boasts:
-Tim Allen’s new sitcom about car
-albums by Bingley Bongley and Dilly McGrill
-male podcasters who complain about how it’s actually gay to like women

[Hanna @HannaCanadia]

Bad Bunny’s halftime show featured a straight marriage, blue collar workers, and praised Jesus, all while showcasing a rarely celebrated territory of America. Conservatives should’ve loved it, but are blinded by their racism. Quit whining.

[Mike Cosper @MikeCosper]

Just wanna reiterate, the "Wholesome alternative" to Bad Bunny's spanish language performance was rapping (lip syncing, badly, apparently) about "topless dancers" and "G's with the 40's and the chicks with beepers."

Pack up your self-righteousness and take a hike, TPUSA, this is a bad, bad joke.

[Covie @covie_93]

Jake Paul: "If you don’t like ICE then you can’t call 911 when you’re in trouble"

Me: If you didn't trust doctors during COVID then you can't see a doctor when you get a double broken jaw after you were knocked out during a boxing match.

[Covie @covie_93]

They said charlie kirk was a unifier who respected everyone but his organization is planning a separate Superbowl halftime show because they don't like that the performer at the regular halftime show is a Latino man.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Jake Paul calls Bad Bunny a 'fake American' for being born in Puerto Rico.

Jake Paul currently lives in Puerto Rico to avoid paying American Taxes.

You cant make this up.

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Kid rock makes music for former QBs who send unsolicited dick pics to sideline reporters and steal money from poor people to build their nepo kid a college volleyball arena