Eʀɪɴ Sᴍᴜʟᴅᴇʀs

̶U̶ɴ̶ʜ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶ ̶O̶ɴ̶ᴇ̶s. | Sɢᴛ. Aᴛ Aʀᴍs | Pʀᴏsᴘᴇᴄᴛ | ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀs ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴀs ᴍʏ ʟᴇᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʀɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ᴍʏ Hᴀʀʟᴇʏ.

[Eʀɪɴ Sᴍᴜʟᴅᴇʀs @FerociousOccult]

Ships @IustusOccidere and @BitchinNerdess. Just read their SL and I must say, FABULOUS. Hope there's more in the future.

[Eleαɴor Cαlder @BountifulAcuity]

- Tᴇɴ Iɴᴄʜ Hᴇʀᴏ Aᴄᴄᴛ.
• Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ﹣ Lɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ
• Lᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴄᴀsᴛ
• Cʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ

[Eʀɪɴ Sᴍᴜʟᴅᴇʀs @FerociousOccult]

" Happy Birthday sweetheart."
Showers @HandMeTequila with gifts.

[Mike And Dave @mikeanddave]

They needed hot dates. They got hot messes. Watch the trailer for #MikeAndDave Need Wedding Dates now!
https://t.co/v5KTct3PPz

[Monica W. @HandMeTequila]

Self Promo:

Made a Tumblr account.
Mainly for Donica.

→@/ HandMeTequilla ←

Haven't posted anything.
Need some ideas. . .

[Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴜs Sɴᴀᴘᴇ. @VigilantSatire]

Hoping that Donica just need a break and that they'll come back together because they're basically soul mates.

#PrayForDonica #DonicaBreak

[Monica W. @HandMeTequila]

Iт'ѕ ғor тнe вeѕт. . .
He мυrмυred qυιeтly »

[Monica W. @HandMeTequila]

Doɴ'т yoυ υɴderѕтαɴd?
➤ Wᴇ•ʀᴇ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ

[Monica W. @HandMeTequila]

" Whelp. . . I'm pregnant."

[Eʀɪɴ Sᴍᴜʟᴅᴇʀs @FerociousOccult]

" Uh. . . Oh. . . @DauntlcssHuntcr.
He ain't gonna be happy." https://t.co/RSce3ZPGMf

[Monica W. @HandMeTequila]

". . . He's getting a tad touchy." https://t.co/gtCoEjGn4A

[Cнαrloттe Morɢαɴ @BenignRuffian]

- Nᴇᴡ TVD Aᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ
• Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ﹣ Lɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ
• Cʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀs Wᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ
• Sʜɪᴘs ʙᴀsᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ https://t.co/hHomgRF7PI

[Eʀɪɴ Sᴍᴜʟᴅᴇʀs @FerociousOccult]

" Which also means that at the
end of the day, all we really
have is ourselves.
Nobody can hurt us again."
: @HandMeTequila :

[Eʀɪɴ Sᴍᴜʟᴅᴇʀs @FerociousOccult]

" You can stop right there.
I don't need the horny details." https://t.co/U7RwzmeYpw

[ً @brutalizedcunts]

"Jus-just the husband? When I marries her I married her vagina an' when I dip between 'em legs I sure own it." https://t.co/ptJM9oBNMZ

[Eʀɪɴ Sᴍᴜʟᴅᴇʀs @FerociousOccult]

" How do you figure.
You're just the husband." https://t.co/qGcEKY051K

[ً @brutalizedcunts]

"Mean /it/ is mine...well sorta, mean she owns her own vagina an' technically so do I." https://t.co/7f36arqKUg

[Eʀɪɴ Sᴍᴜʟᴅᴇʀs @FerociousOccult]

and then that fell apart
I might not cope.
It's easier to be alone."

: @HandMeTequila :

[Eʀɪɴ Sᴍᴜʟᴅᴇʀs @FerociousOccult]

" There's a reason I said
I'd be happy alone.
It wasn't cause I thought
I'd be happy alone. I thought
if I loved someone +
@HandMeTequila

[Eʀɪɴ Sᴍᴜʟᴅᴇʀs @FerociousOccult]

" Jus' the way you announced
Mon's vagina as / yours /.
Fuckin' cracked me up." https://t.co/bXKkDImm5R

[ً @brutalizedcunts]

Dean facepalmed himself for his words as cheek went up into flames, "God I got a damn big mouth." https://t.co/0z53QEPBUF

[Eʀɪɴ Sᴍᴜʟᴅᴇʀs @FerociousOccult]

" Maybe I like being lonely.
Because it's my reassurance."
Sighs; @HandMeTequila.