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is this thing on???

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I'm so over Earth man. When's the next bus to Mars?

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@HylerF Hahahahahahaha

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@kingmoon999 @briantheruller This might seem soon, but do you wanna get married? Our values seem to align well

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People have a kid and make it their entire personality

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Like this tweet if you thought I was a bully in hs

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I swear getting my brows threaded and tinted cures my depression

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Can someone get me sick, I don't feel like going to work for the rest of the week

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@CHRONICallyC0ld Wish I could dislike

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@HylerF Ty, ilysm 🥹

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I need attention today

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Also, when someone asks me "how's it going?" Within 5 mins of me arriving. It's not going well, Mike. (I do not work with a mike)

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One (of my many pet peeves at work) is when people do not restock the coffee cups/utensils when they use the last one. Please continue the thread

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@EMILYANN757 Lol no, we both know I'm too lazy for a pyramid scheme

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What's crazy about working is you have to do it for another like 30 years or so...unless you build your own business/passive income

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Apple take they lil $9.99 at the worst time now I gotta eat music for breakfast 😭

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@DJCuttabitch I wish I could retweet this

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@big_misch You're fired

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Is this thing on? Or am I just not funny to y'all lately? NO LUV amirite?

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Americans are so lazy. I heard a guy at the grocery store complaining that there weren't enough "pre-mixed" Greek yogurt cups because he hates stirring in the fruit at the bottom