Lindsey Ferrari

Singer/model from Seattle 🎤 Rock/metal are my 🌎! Sing/dance/guitar🤘🏼 I crack myself up constantly 😅 IG: @ferrarilindsey

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

@RobEvansWilson A similar thing happened to me in high school! In AP European History. The teacher accused another girl and me of cheating because our papers were so similar. I was kind of flattered, but I couldn’t get rid of the shame afterward. Catholic school girl guilt is hard to shake.

[Bill Nash @billndotnet]

Backlit @FerrariLindsey with the sun, foreground filled with a Sunbounce reflector right over my head. Canon 5Dsr 24-70mm 2.4L, Moab, UT.

#shotoncanon #somethingbeautiful

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

Do you ever sit and think about how much of your hard earned cash probably somehow slipped into the hands of the Kardashians?

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

How many times have you realized you were accidentally using your mask as a napkin? I’ll go first 53 times

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

Do y’all ever just ‘like’ your friends’ photos before they even fully load on your phone? Cuz like, you love them so much you don’t care WHAT they posted, you just know you’re going to like it because you like them?????

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

anyone know how many N95 masks you have to wear to have sex with someone who is COVID positive and not get it???

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

There are few things as embarrassing as your native Dutch speaking and native Spanish speaking friends together trying to teach your English only speaking ass how to roll your ‘Rs’

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

My phone just autocorrected “you too” to “U2”. Wow. Really? REALLY? The only thing that really pisses me off about iPhone is the relentless pushing of the U2 agenda… tsk tsk!

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

You know how they say that 52% of car accidents happen 5 miles from home? Well at least 78% of the time I use "Find My iPhone" it happened to be within 4 feet of my arm. This all makes PERFECT sense.

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

My Star Wars onesie counts as an 80s outfit, right?

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

🤍🤍🤍🤍

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

Wow I feel deeply betrayed every time a cisgender person fails to reveal that they are truly cisgender.

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

I love walking into a new establishment and immediately being asked, “are you a musician?” It’s like we all have special pheromones that allow us to find each other… or maybe we all smell the same evil curse upon each other. I dunno. But I love it!

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

Do you guys ever sit and REALLY think about how many times you’ve probably met @tonyhawk in your life???

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

Dual Analog - "Among the Living" OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO https://t.co/rNML9tP5hk via @YouTube

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

Who likes #girls and #guitars? (Me.)

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

Knew this would be Lars before I even saw who posted

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

I just accidentally literally punched my own self in the stomach SO hard, and it REALLY HURT, and the reason I'm telling you is so that you can feel better about whatever you did today.

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

Brad Dourif is John Malkovich’s evil twin.

[Lindsey Ferrari @FerrariLindsey]

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