Seema Ahmed

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

These bitches aint playin'. A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

#ExcusesForCheating CHEATING is NOT an accident... falling off a bike is an accident! You don't trip and fall into coochie...

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

DO NOT expect a "Bless You" after your 3rd sneeze. Get that shit under control..

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

#IllNeverForget the day i seen my mom cry. Retweet if that was the worst feeling ever.

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

12 year olds talking about "I'm sexually frustrated..." bitch you mentally retarded

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

S/O To all the hoes waiting up for that goodnight text.. Bitch please, that nigga don't love you

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

#10CommandmentsOfTwitter Thou shall not assume every tweet is about them.

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

Oh, excuse me Mr. Swagger, either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie.

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

I hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, All That Sh*t.

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

Only BLACK people put the damn kool-aid pitcher back in the refrigerator EMPTY!...

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing. Now it's like, "she pregnant too?" "Oh"

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

#WaysToGetShot Leave the door open when you leave my room.

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

Dark skinned girls with blonde hair need to stop it. The only bitch that can rock that is Dijonay from The Proud Family.

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

Hoes be tryna shave their head to look like Amber Rose, but end up lookin' like Caillou..

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

She's aint being a bitch, she's just tired of your bullshit. Her attitude towards you is based upon how you treat her.

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

Realshit, Twitter taught me how to use ">" and "<" better than math did.

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

My followers be like "Shut the fuck up"... I be quiet... But when they log off....... I be tweeting again.

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

Have you ever seen graffiti on a high bridge and thought to yourself, "How the hell did they get up there?"

[Seema Ahmed @Ferrergut]

Mixed signals, that's that shit I don't like.