Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸

Be best

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

The only thing I want more in life than an Emmy is two Emmys.

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

Update: my wife is now so into jeopardy, that we are watching the current season and old episodes everyday

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

PBS news hour and jeopardy are gonna look so good on this bad boy

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

Sitting on a Nolan set?!

[Christopher Nolan Archives @NolanAnalyst]

Benny Safdie as Agamemnon on the set of The Odyssey.

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

Seems I dance less than the average phish fan but more than the average pavement fan

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

I’m the only guy at this phish show wearing a cats the musical shirt

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

My goat

[Variety @Variety]

“Weird Al” Yankovic turned down a million-dollar offer to perform in Saudi Arabia because "I don’t need to take any amount of money if it makes me feel icky."

"I was invited to the Riyadh Comedy Festival, which is something that I obviously did not want to do. They offered me, I’m not going to say how much, but it was seven figures to do one show, which is way more than I’ve ever been offered in my life to do a show. But I just couldn’t be part of that. I’m not dissing anybody that took the money because I’m sure everybody that went there got a lot of money. I’m sure they had their own reasons and justifications for doing it. But I’m doing enough that I don’t need to take any amount of money if it makes me feel icky, and that kind of did.” (via TribLive)

https://t.co/PkIMIcL4mz

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

My toxic driving trait is I use too much windshield wiper fluid

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

Old enough to remember when jeopardy had a clue crew

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

@mhorrorwits @lamegirl1234 Well, yeah. This is exactly the correct stance for a privileged person to have.

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

World Cup pretty much comes down to this

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

Love seeing which companies former cast members end up doing commercials for right after they leave

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

Would be interesting to see some data on cast members who choose to stay past the contract minimum, not including update hosts

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Chloe Fineman is leaving SNL after 7 seasons.

(Source: Deadline)

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

Attaboy, Reg

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Charles Melton has received an Emmy nomination for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie for ‘BEEF’ season 2.

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

Damn the Mets are bad

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Took me a little while to realize she was talking about the sport and not the band

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

This isn’t pity island

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

Fuck trae young

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Spongebob has memes for every single aspect in life

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Garrett Feldman 🇵🇸 @FerretGeltman]

PBS news hour and jeopardy are gonna look so good on this bad boy