Ferris “Boozer” Bueller

Professional Porch Drinker, Semi-Professional Bartender, Ball Knower, 2x Employee of The Week, Roll Tide

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Not sure if I’m proud or confused

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Can we #shrink whoever tf this is

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Scheduled first I love you for some time during sex next week

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@KyleTwoTap No shit fuck face

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@KyleTwoTap Never heard of that one

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@gulley_baby Why on earth would they over serve you like that, someone needs to be held responsible

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@eriksolisburner The capital “C” in cover is bothering the shit outta me

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@supremeleadaa It’s never worth it.

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@daddypaviii

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Sorry everyone, Ferris took the weekend off. Back to your regularly scheduled Boozer

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@JustinKumzinyu Like a stick shift you never learned to drive #ingoodhandsnow

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Just woke up. Holy #Chud

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Discovered the best piss alley on king street #lurkingintheshadows

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Some days I wonder what the hell i’m thinking working 2 jobs

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@KyleTwoTap @paisleycannons What’s a condom?

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@uiucfratconsult Technically gay son scored here, the lead is now 46

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@ballhazin It actually might be the worst smell on earth, I wouldve thrown hands too

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I’ve genuinely met people that smell like this shit. #exceptitsnotfunny

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@AriLloydGold It’s a Friday in the office, what do you expect

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#Keydoxx if anyone cares ✊🏾

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Anyone recall these things or am I just autistic?