Recent fantasy:
Portal play.
Specifically using one on my lady cock to put it in front of my face.
Then dirty talking and making out with her.
“Poor girl, you needed this didn’t you?”
“You wanna kiss mommy?”
Stuff like that.
Confession time:
When I’m playing with myself, and I’m thinking of something REALLY hot, my leg starts shaking like when you pet a dog in the right spot