𝗦𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗮

Don't compɑre her to sunshine ɑnd roses, when she's cleɑrly orchids ɑnd moonlight.

#NextGen || #HPRP || Slytherin || Twin

[𝗦𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗮 @FervidusFides]

Sᴏʀᴄʜᴀ Wᴏᴏᴅ

𝑵𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒈𝒆𝒏 𝑶𝑪, 𝑺𝒍𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏, 𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐 @ArdentL0yalty, 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕, 𝑨𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒊𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏, 𝑴𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒍𝒆 𝑰𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝑶𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕.

Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ɪɴғᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ.

[ꨄ @lostaffections]

whenever i look at you, i’m reminded of just how horrible i am.

[𝗦𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗮 @FervidusFides]

You keep your clipboard Percy amd I’ll keep my will to live. Because if I had to organise my personality into little sections I’d simply pass away.

[𝑷. 𝑾𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒚 @WizardingLegend]

I’ll have you know my personality is meticulously organised, not ‘colour-coded out of existence.’

And really, if the Wood family tried a clipboard once in a while, you might reduce incidents of… impulsive life choices.

[𝗦𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗮 @FervidusFides]

“measured life decision” he says like he’s never colour-coded his own personality out of existence.

God forbid anyone in my family does anything without a clipboard and emotional repression.

[𝑷. 𝑾𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒚 @WizardingLegend]

Ah yes, because nothing says ‘measured life decision’ quite like a Wood family impulse.

Though, if it’s any consolation, I’m fairly certain no one required a detailed explanation of the… process. That particular image was entirely self-inflicted.

[𝗦𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗮 @FervidusFides]

Imagine being 39, having a midlife crisis and instead of buying a motorbike you just have another child.

Couldn't be me.

Also, can everyone stop reminding me how that child was made thanks.

[𝗦𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗮 @FervidusFides]

Da’s so loved-up he’s started Humming. Actual humming. In the morning. If this continues I’m moving out and joining a commune.

[𝗦𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗮 @FervidusFides]

@WizardingLegend And the promise of escalation.

[𝗦𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗮 @FervidusFides]

@WizardingLegend when she said it.

She didn’t need to.

She could feel him.

And it was only when she stood—slowly, smoothly, as if she hadn’t just blown up her own composure—that she let herself smirk again, tossing a wink back over her shoulder.

Not flirtation.

Not war.

Just a warning. ~~