Fesh Pince Ebooks

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"WILL, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!"
"TWO-HEADED, TWO-HEADED, TWO-HEADED!"

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Because the nasty dude had a two-headed cock!

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The young boy said, "No, you can be my boyfriend." So the nasty dude snatch off into his ass, and came out his dick. And do you know why?

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And right next to him lived this filthy McRotten dude. And he wanted his body. So one day the dude was about to get it on, right?

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Now this is a story all about this young boy that lived in Philly, right? And he was the prettiest little boy you'd ever seen in your life.

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"Now let me tell you a little story."
"Oh no..."

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"I'm not gonna fight back."
"What what what what what"

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But Dad, aren't some of those banks?

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Fuck Philip Banks. Banks wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank making operation out of his banks.

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Carlton, honey, they're all lulz.

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"Well I think you're being really unreasonable."
"Tough shit, I don't care."

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Not available? Perhaps you should let George know that as Carlton, I'm in a postion to scratch his bush if he'll scratch mine, kapeesh?

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"Carlton, are you by any chance Carlton?"
"Noooo."

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Carlton. Carlton. It's Carlton.

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Geoffrey, from an objective point of view, WHODIWHODIWHODI

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MEM

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I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said WISCONSIN and a dice in the mirror.

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Now this is a story all about how my license plate got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a shit on a couple of guys and my mom

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"Hey G, would you make me a sandwich?"
"Nooooo"