FESSHOLE PROBABILITY

Assessing the probability that the FESSHOLE confession is true.

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 82%.
Assessor’s note: I love short stories.

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 78%.
Assessor’s note: You really excel at this amazing game. Word.

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 90.00%.
Assessor’s note: You’ve never had sex, right ?

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 85%.
Assessor’s note: Get some punctuation in your paragraph, dammit.

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 72%.
Assessor’s note: How many cheque books did you have in your teens ?

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 72%.
Assessor’s note: Just kill him.

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 86%.
Assessor’s note: That’s a good way to espresso your frustration.

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 87%.
Assessor’s note: That’s no way to espresso your love.

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 87%.
Assessor’s note: Yeah … that’s a form of domestic abuse and you should leave.

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 92%.
Assessor’s note: Yeah … well you put your apostrophe in the wrong spot.

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 92%.
Assessor’s note: You trained 250 miles just to be the man who’s coming home to fess.

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 86%.
Assessor’s note: Hamburglar origin story.

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 86%.
Assessor’s note: Invite him along to something that interests you and see what happens.

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 86%.
Assessor’s note: Silence of the Pams.

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 94%.
Assessor’s note: Carma.

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : Ottanta percento.
Assessor’s note: Relationship is gone-dola.

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 33%.
Assessor’s note: You’ve escaped reality but you’re trapped in your own grandeur.

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 92%.
Assessor’s note: Concise fess, well done !

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 88%.
Assessor’s note: Well done on securing a hall pass after your wife stole 17 hall passes and used them all 👍🏼

[FESSHOLE PROBABILITY @FessholeTruth]

@fesshole This confession has been independently assessed and the probability that the confession is true : 2%.
Assessor’s note: Should you be interacting with children ? That should not be hard to solve.