Fester Schmidt

The “I like turtles” kid is my cousin. Garage sale connoisseur. I still have a lego up my nose from when I was a kid.

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@Travistritt I thought you were dead, and now I’m sad

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@MarshaBlackburn fuck you you punk ass bitch

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@charliekirk11 Why don’t you go conquer some bitches

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@Laylaraynexoxo

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@JodyBel29125118 Great point

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@0Teeter Fucking*

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Just saw that @KyleTroupPBA just saw that you had a float in the thanksgiving parade. Shame on @Macys for supporting a raging racist.

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@0Teeter I would love to hav my parner in crim help me shave my wacky stick @noyourewrong69

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Just ate half of my sandwich from subway. Gonna finish the other half later.

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@noyourewrong69 @Curtazz1 @Kenny_Wallace @Crowe1421 Classic Kurt!

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This is fucking stupid. The politically correct term is dwarf or shin knockers #MidgetMonday https://t.co/bXU3ETSprl

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@Curtazz1 @Kenny_Wallace @Crowe1421 It’s not nice to call someone a liar curt.

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@victoria_gravel @cheyennee_baker @DavidGravel @WorldofOutlaws Sorry you had to settle for him

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@0Teeter Sorry sir

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Lol so relatable! Good tweet Mr.Teeter!

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@cheyennee_baker @victoria_gravel @DavidGravel @WorldofOutlaws Sorry I’ve taken so long to respond I’ve been too busy getting mountains of puss

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If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they’re the cops.

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@DavidGravel @WorldofOutlaws This is what you have to do every night because you are a loser who can’t get any puss

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@DavidGravel @WorldofOutlaws Ha! What a loser!

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