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Feste hock

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@popcorn_pundit: asked my nephew how north korea is, he said i cant complain.

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@endimem_music: wordly yeshivish guy practices dating with siri.

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Im the only one in my house to cook, clean, bake, and earn money. Oh. I live by myself.

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@emotionalrav: insane rav furiosly gnashing his teeth after gala was served by his kiddush.

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@emotionalrav: insane rav furiosly gnashing his teeth after gala was served by his kiddush.

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@emotionalrav: insane rav uses stuffed bear as punching bag.

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@emotionalrav: insane rav has secret wish to be a umpa lumpa.

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@endimem_music: New Nachum Segal TV show: "Keeping Up With The Rechnitzes"

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Bought a bottle of whiskey but didnt want it to fall and break. Drank it right there. Good thing. I fell 7 times!

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I bought a bottle of whiskey with my bike but didnt want it to fall and break. so i drank it. Well it was a good thing cuz i fell 7 times!

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Hi mental hospital? I would like to reserve a family suite?

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@lkwdlaker: dear LOL thanks for always being there when theres nothing else to reply.

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@popcorn_pundit: this is my stepladder. I never knew my real one.

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If you dont have eclipse glasses donate 180 to kupat hair and ten rabbis will look at the sun for you by meoras hamachpela. @kavawifi

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Never knew air was so expensive... Untill i bought a bag of chips.

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@popcorn_pundit: Im so good at sleeping i could do it with my eyes closed.

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I love the way groupme says use the app without limits. Dude if i had a smartphone i wouldnt be using groupme!

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@popcorn_pundit: just got a new toilet seat. It hates my guts.

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@endimem_music on behalf of the oilam hayashivos please enlighten us on what reb zeligs last name is?

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@endimem_music: *Feste balhabos in satmar trying to take over the matzav* *Quickly gets Boooood away*