🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account)

🇺🇸 Adult Billy Batson.
⚡ Wisdom of Solomon
⚡ Strength of Hercules
⚡ Stamina of Atlas
⚡ Power of Zeus
⚡ Courage of Achilles
⚡ Speed of Mercury
MDNI18+
#DCRP

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

AU William "Billy" Batson from 1966.
FCs Zack Levi & Jeremy Irvine
Potential Ships w/ Chem
rt and ❤️s appreciated.

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

" I was chosen by a wizard, based on merit."

[Superman's cool cousin @PartyGirlKara]

“How’d you get the powers? Don’t think that’s a normal thing on Earth.”

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

@RedCapeRising " The French called it the green fairy."

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

" How did what happened?"

[Superman's cool cousin @PartyGirlKara]

"Yeah, just let me cover it. Hey barkeep! Put it on my tab!"

As the bartender grumbles something about her tab being overdue, Kara offers an amused smirk and sips down on her fizzy blue alcohol.

"So... Shazam huh? How'd that happen?"

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

" I see."

[Superman's cool cousin @PartyGirlKara]

“Pretty sure that’s called robbery, dude. Bartenders aren’t a fan.”

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

" Or I can just take what I want."

[Superman's cool cousin @PartyGirlKara]

"Nice move, fly boy," she says with a grin as they teleport to a rundown bar, most of its patrons aliens and unmistakably so. Supergirl brings him to the front of the bar and orders some booze from a blue bottle.

"Order whatever you like. I've got money for this quadrant."

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

@RedCapeRising " I'll get you an absinthe."

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

He teleports them both.

[Superman's cool cousin @PartyGirlKara]

"Really? That's pretty fucking cool. Alright. Coordinates are..."

She explains where the bar is and then stands up next to him.

"Let's go, dude."

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

" I could just teleport us."

[Superman's cool cousin @PartyGirlKara]

“Sweet. I know a great bar in this little red sun system. You good with space travel?”

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

" I can fly."

[Superman's cool cousin @PartyGirlKara]

"Oh yeah? Sounds good to me, dude. You can like fly right? Or want me to carry you?"

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

" We should, so.etime soon like now?"

[Superman's cool cousin @PartyGirlKara]

"Good answer. We should toootally get drinks together sometime. I know a great bar."

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

" Probably."

[Superman's cool cousin @PartyGirlKara]

"Sick. Spoilers though: I'm the coolest one."

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

" Thanks, I have met different versions of you."

[Superman's cool cousin @PartyGirlKara]

"Hey dude. Can't say we've met but you look tough as hell."

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

@PartyGirlKara " Hi Kara. "

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

" My Forester Parents are dead, and now deal I will post it up in my dorm.

[ᛕꪖɾ ꪖ @SupergirlZorEl]

“You better not make this into a poster and put it up on your wall. I don’t want to get a call from your foster parents.”

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

@SupergirlZorEl " We get it you're hot."

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

@TheRedSonja " Only if you drop yours."

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

@Prettiest_Merc " Sup, Blondie."

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

@EmmaHauntedSoul https://t.co/zZPi6x2wTq

[🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account) @FestiveShazam]

@TheRedSonja " I have some."